More like Leaf BLOW-er, am I right? C'mon, that was too easy.

Seriously though, can we agree that the Leaf Blower is probably the most pointless asshole device of all time?

Yep, I just cursed in a public LJ entry, something I have tried to avoid doing for years. I feel that strongly about how much leaf blowers really blow.

Is there such a thing as a goose chase that is NOT wild? You never hear about calm goose chases, or tame goose chases, or pedestrian goose chases, just WILD ONES! Surely chasing geese is not always SO VERY WILD.