If I Were An Oscar Meyer Wiener
Damn. It's like my mind is in another place, doing other things. I just forgot about Michigan and how trans men are allowed to go to this music festival for women only, but trans women can't attend, because people are policing what female and male is. God I hate the gender binary. Sigh. In my quest to find an artist that we boycotted, because I liked this walmart song, it just all came back. Trans issues are so important to me. Trans issues are gender issues, and I'm a genderfuck, and I wouldn't be a genderfuck if we didn't have the gender binary. Its amazing how real life just doesn't implement radical gender uproars.
Speaking of such topics. Yesterday I ordered my Legalize Trans shirt. You know, I think this kind of shows how really invested I was in trans issues. Here I am 4 years later, still talking about gender and trans issues. Sigh. I'm also getting a trans tattoo eventually.
Jesus. I can't believe that some people didn't give up on livejournal. It is so yesterday, but I guess it's still relevant because I needed one to talk. I just don't have anybody to talk to anymore. The only person I have to talk to is my boyfriend who is old and doesnt get what I'm saying half the time and my bottle of liquor that I have next to me. Facebook was making it to easy to stay disconnected. It was like a fake connection. I'm still twittering though.
I actually wanted to write about some of the funny things that I said at work. I really want to try to write a comedy routine and take it on the road and see what I could do with it. All I had in the warmer was five hot dogs, and one of the girls said, what do you got in there. I said, I have five wieners if you wanna have your way with them. Apparently it was very funny. I told her she could as long as she made sure to wrap them up in a bun! We talked about midgets. I want a midget. I don't like to call them little people. I think midget is more sexual. I want one that looks and talks like me. I want a gay midget. I wonder if there is a drag queen midget anywhere. I know there are trans midgets, because I've seen them in porn at my old job. I'm jealous of my imaginary trans midgets. It's probably so cheap to make outfits because of less fabric.
I like my job. It pays shit, but I like it. It has nothing to do with women's studies but I think deep down I always knew that I probably wouldn't do anything with that POS degree anyway. It was just something fun to do while I dealt with the passing of my mom.
I wonder who I can find on LJ? Lets go find the cute boys!
Speaking of such topics. Yesterday I ordered my Legalize Trans shirt. You know, I think this kind of shows how really invested I was in trans issues. Here I am 4 years later, still talking about gender and trans issues. Sigh. I'm also getting a trans tattoo eventually.
Jesus. I can't believe that some people didn't give up on livejournal. It is so yesterday, but I guess it's still relevant because I needed one to talk. I just don't have anybody to talk to anymore. The only person I have to talk to is my boyfriend who is old and doesnt get what I'm saying half the time and my bottle of liquor that I have next to me. Facebook was making it to easy to stay disconnected. It was like a fake connection. I'm still twittering though.
I actually wanted to write about some of the funny things that I said at work. I really want to try to write a comedy routine and take it on the road and see what I could do with it. All I had in the warmer was five hot dogs, and one of the girls said, what do you got in there. I said, I have five wieners if you wanna have your way with them. Apparently it was very funny. I told her she could as long as she made sure to wrap them up in a bun! We talked about midgets. I want a midget. I don't like to call them little people. I think midget is more sexual. I want one that looks and talks like me. I want a gay midget. I wonder if there is a drag queen midget anywhere. I know there are trans midgets, because I've seen them in porn at my old job. I'm jealous of my imaginary trans midgets. It's probably so cheap to make outfits because of less fabric.
I like my job. It pays shit, but I like it. It has nothing to do with women's studies but I think deep down I always knew that I probably wouldn't do anything with that POS degree anyway. It was just something fun to do while I dealt with the passing of my mom.
I wonder who I can find on LJ? Lets go find the cute boys!