I am currently not app-capable
I should do a post about my iphone, that I had for three days. I had it from a saturday to a tuesday. It was a pretty white phone with a case that any drag queen would have loved because it was cream colored with a rhinestones. I had straight talk, but decided on the iphone thinking that I could pay an additional 20 dollars a month and be fine, because I was already paying 50. It's different though, going from paying 50 dollars because you can afford it, to 70 dollars that you HAVE to afford, so I made my boyfriend take it back. To be fair, that wasn't the only reason I returned it. It would have been a 2 year contract, and I am not sure that I want a phone to be the binding factor in a two year agreement with someone I am not sure I will be with in two years. I'm always one foot out the door anyway. It just seemed better, after I had the phone for three days, to get rid of it and keep my beloved straight talk. Iphones are a lot like facebook. They are both something that are cool to have, but when you have them, you wish you didn't. I did have an ap capable phone before that, but my boyfriend washed it in the washing machine. The only ap it can do now is the black screen ap so I am stuck with a generic straight talk. When I think of something that can do aps, what I really want is a tablet, but it's 250 dollars from best buy. The sucky thing is that I hung out with my boyfriend and two of my friends tonight and all they could do was play on their iphones. So I just enjoyed my 6 pack of booze.
I should mention that my two friends asked me to officiate their wedding, and I feel like I'm not the right person to ask. I don't wanna fuck up their expensive wedding. I'm the kind of guy who is funny and classless. I don't have a lot of meaningful stuff to say. Well I do, but people seem to rather hear the funny, innappropriate stuff. I feel like they asked me to do this great big thing. I'm supposed to MARRY them, but I'm not sure I know anything about love or marriage and how would I convey that to anybody...that they were married.
I now pronounce myself, officially fucked.
I should mention that my two friends asked me to officiate their wedding, and I feel like I'm not the right person to ask. I don't wanna fuck up their expensive wedding. I'm the kind of guy who is funny and classless. I don't have a lot of meaningful stuff to say. Well I do, but people seem to rather hear the funny, innappropriate stuff. I feel like they asked me to do this great big thing. I'm supposed to MARRY them, but I'm not sure I know anything about love or marriage and how would I convey that to anybody...that they were married.
I now pronounce myself, officially fucked.