Sep 06, 2005 14:14
The evening went well, until I had a nearly naked experience with a wardrobe malfunction. I was wearing a faux leather (lets not kill the cows) corset, that had an invisible zipper on the side seam for means of escape. Earlier, while dressing I had noticed that one of the teeth on the zipper looked odd, a bit bent if you will. Testing the zipper a few times, everything seemed to be in working order, so I thought nothing of it.
Around 2:30 I had noticed that the zipper started to pull apart where the bad tooth was located. It was still holding together, so I went back to the dance floor. A few moves on the floor and I realized that if I did not find a safety pin quick I would be wearing electrical tape for the rest of the evening! When you desperately need a safety pin there are none to be found. I enlisted Harold to help me search, but luckily the girl working the door had a plethora of them adorning her jacket, and she could spare two for me.
It looked a bit odd to have my corset pined on one side, but I would not have enjoyed the night with electrical tape across my nipples!