Phantom Fantasies
So we watched the film version of Phantom of the Opera. I really had no interest in seeing it, as I have a general aversion to most musicals, but changing the channel seemed like too much work. So we watched it. Now I find myself in the strange position of recommending it to everyone now. And for only one reason.
Minnie Driver's cleavage.
Sure there are sword fights in it...but they're not much better than fencing. Who wants to watch a sword fight if no one's in danger of getting a limb hacked off? Come on...how exciting can that be? "Oh my god....one of them could get scratched!" I think there was also some comedy in there somewhere, but I was too busy trying to decipher the lyrics to the songs. You'd think in something where 90% of the dialogue is conveyed in song they would actually have made the singing understandable. But, no, most of it was either mumbling to a tune or drowned out by the 15 different people singing at one time.
So that leaves Minnie Driver and her breasts. Yeah, there are other breasts in the film, but none so prominent as hers. Go watch the movie and check them out. Immerse yourself in them. Now imagine them on a large screen TV. That is heaven my friends. Heaving bosoms on a big TV. If the movie had been made in 3D.....lordy....the DVD would get worn out wouldn't it?
I've also noticed that nearly every 360 page I've looked at has CSI listed as a favorite TV show, which makes me very sad. Not the fact that you like it...it's a decent show after all....but rather that all of you have it listed and I don't. I feel so left out and uncool. Perhaps I'll add it...just so I can be a part of the "in-crowd." Then I will be accepted and loved and everyone will invite me to their parties.
Wait, I don't like parties. Meh...screw it.
Minnie Driver's cleavage.
Sure there are sword fights in it...but they're not much better than fencing. Who wants to watch a sword fight if no one's in danger of getting a limb hacked off? Come on...how exciting can that be? "Oh my god....one of them could get scratched!" I think there was also some comedy in there somewhere, but I was too busy trying to decipher the lyrics to the songs. You'd think in something where 90% of the dialogue is conveyed in song they would actually have made the singing understandable. But, no, most of it was either mumbling to a tune or drowned out by the 15 different people singing at one time.
So that leaves Minnie Driver and her breasts. Yeah, there are other breasts in the film, but none so prominent as hers. Go watch the movie and check them out. Immerse yourself in them. Now imagine them on a large screen TV. That is heaven my friends. Heaving bosoms on a big TV. If the movie had been made in 3D.....lordy....the DVD would get worn out wouldn't it?
I've also noticed that nearly every 360 page I've looked at has CSI listed as a favorite TV show, which makes me very sad. Not the fact that you like it...it's a decent show after all....but rather that all of you have it listed and I don't. I feel so left out and uncool. Perhaps I'll add it...just so I can be a part of the "in-crowd." Then I will be accepted and loved and everyone will invite me to their parties.
Wait, I don't like parties. Meh...screw it.