I think I'm abandoning my proposal plan... and that makes me a sad panda.
However, I have brought a game for all! You can thank
blinkaddict182 for this!
Directions: Type "(your name) is", with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses.
1. Joe is President of Hypnotic Marketing, Inc. (What an amazing job)
2. Joe is a fake Veterans group (haha, I'm a bunch of emotionally scarred old men people)
3. Joe is also the Metal specialist at the world acclaimed Berklee College (I think Berklee is a music school... a metal specialist seems out of place)
4. Joe is the world's first trellised coffee plantation (I have lofty goals)
5. Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune (I just thought that was an amazing rant)
6. Joe is a singular game of incredible craftsmanship (I just liked being described as "incredible craftsmenship")
7. Joe is...SO getting laid tonight (I'm jealous of a lot of the Joes on this list)
8. Joe is an establishment where great beer can be found (YES! Come for the beer, stay for the hypnosis/coffee/sex)
9. Joe is stitching his life back together (maybe when I find the pieces)
10. JOE is integrated with the Apache (Mohegan actually... but still funny)