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Three quotes from my favorite science teacher:
"Mr. -name omitted-... I'd like you to know that every day, I put a small piece of mercury in your desk, in the hopes of making you impotent so you can never spread your seed."
"Alright, that's it. You're homework assignment is to go home and drink bleach. The ones that make it back tomorrow might be intelligent enough to continue"
"Does anyone know what a polymer is?"
*friend raises his hand*
"Look, if you say many mers, I'm going to staple you to a wall"
*friend puts hand down*
"Mr. -name omitted-... I'd like you to know that every day, I put a small piece of mercury in your desk, in the hopes of making you impotent so you can never spread your seed."
"Alright, that's it. You're homework assignment is to go home and drink bleach. The ones that make it back tomorrow might be intelligent enough to continue"
"Does anyone know what a polymer is?"
*friend raises his hand*
"Look, if you say many mers, I'm going to staple you to a wall"
*friend puts hand down*