While looking through the fragments I also found this one called "markov.txt", from which I infer that it's what you get if you put my journal through a Markov chain. It's probably more coherent than some of the actual posts I've made, so here you go, a bonus post: ( this is your LiveJournal on drugs )

I don't know if ewx meant to start a meme here, but here's what I get from typing a single word in Google Scribe & then hitting return a lot: "Badgers Forward blog shortly before they were born into and then out of their way to their destination in the world of their owners and are strictly for viewing and printing of these books are nothing but ( Read more... )

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At some point during the mildly-hungover post-fryup party-recovery session on Sunday morning, a new game was invented (or perhaps I should say perpetrated) by hairyears and aardvark179 (I can't remember precisely where to lay the blame, which is probably for the best), ably aided and abetted by covertmusic, fivemack, taimatsu, addedentry and me. What is this new jeu du jour?

Oxbridge limericksIt's not ( Read more... )

Things I didn't expect to see in my inbox:

Death of the Endless is now following you on Twitter!

Email to webmaster address at work:

"sir,
with due respect,iam the student of b.com
part-I.And i want to do ACCA from oxford
university.because ( Read more... )

Husbands: 1 (v.v.g ( Read more... )

I was quite perturbed by the idea of SF Chicken, though I suppose if you cross a chicken with something tentacled then everybody gets a drumstick. However it all made more sense when I remembered these adverts.