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Jer says: Someone came in to give a resume.
Jer says: I told him he wouldn't get the job
Jer says: Well first he came in and interrupted me dealing with a customer
Jer says: Then he swore, in front of a potential employer and a customer
Nikki says: what'd he say?
Jer says: "I've got experience in a lot of this, warehouse and shit."
Nikki says: wow!
Jer says: Then I read the first sentence of his resume: "OBJECTIVE: To work as a good employ", and then I told him we likely wouldn't hire him.
Nikki says: employ??
Jer says: He's also worked for "National Fire Equpmint"
Nikki says: and his objective is to work as a good employee? wtf kind of objective is that?
Jer says: As a "hosue safety inspector"
Jer says: Yes, he wrote "employ"
Jer says: He was a telemarketer, and he would "Adress customer's enquires"
Nikki says: tell him to get someone to proof read his resume, preferrably someone who speaks English.
Jer says: He worked at Ikea as a builder, and he "repairer returned items"
Jer says: And also, he would "Help customers load there things in to the car"
Nikki says: interstng
Jer says: He is a "student of grade nine, ten, and eleven", too.
Nikki says: three grades all at once!
Jer says: In different schools, no less.
Nikki says: wow, what an accomplishment. You better go find him and hire him quick before someone snatches him up.
Jer says: Oh, I missed one
Jer says: He has a "good ability to assass customer needs"
Nikki says: Can you assass my needs?
Jer says: He also treated me like a buddy instead of a guy who could potentially employ him
Jer says: Like how does he know I don't run the place
Jer says: He was just like "Yo here's my resume, are you hiring? I know all about this, warehouse and shit. Is it cool to work here? Yeah, I think it looks sweet. Okay peace bro."
Jer says: I told him he wouldn't get the job
Jer says: Well first he came in and interrupted me dealing with a customer
Jer says: Then he swore, in front of a potential employer and a customer
Nikki says: what'd he say?
Jer says: "I've got experience in a lot of this, warehouse and shit."
Nikki says: wow!
Jer says: Then I read the first sentence of his resume: "OBJECTIVE: To work as a good employ", and then I told him we likely wouldn't hire him.
Nikki says: employ??
Jer says: He's also worked for "National Fire Equpmint"
Nikki says: and his objective is to work as a good employee? wtf kind of objective is that?
Jer says: As a "hosue safety inspector"
Jer says: Yes, he wrote "employ"
Jer says: He was a telemarketer, and he would "Adress customer's enquires"
Nikki says: tell him to get someone to proof read his resume, preferrably someone who speaks English.
Jer says: He worked at Ikea as a builder, and he "repairer returned items"
Jer says: And also, he would "Help customers load there things in to the car"
Nikki says: interstng
Jer says: He is a "student of grade nine, ten, and eleven", too.
Nikki says: three grades all at once!
Jer says: In different schools, no less.
Nikki says: wow, what an accomplishment. You better go find him and hire him quick before someone snatches him up.
Jer says: Oh, I missed one
Jer says: He has a "good ability to assass customer needs"
Nikki says: Can you assass my needs?
Jer says: He also treated me like a buddy instead of a guy who could potentially employ him
Jer says: Like how does he know I don't run the place
Jer says: He was just like "Yo here's my resume, are you hiring? I know all about this, warehouse and shit. Is it cool to work here? Yeah, I think it looks sweet. Okay peace bro."