Who had steak twice in a 5-hour period, and thrice in a 30-hour period?

Yup.

I'm supposed to be studying for my chem final, but all I want to do is look at expedition packs.

My family and I also just ate some frozen fish that I bought at Weshop 4 months ago (continuously frozen). They were surprisingly enjoyable.

Snakes in the rain?

Snakes on a train?

Snakes with a crane?

Snakes on cocaine?

Snakes and lo mein?

Snakes down the drain?

Snakes on the brain?

SNAKES ON A PLANE!

I had a great day and evening with my parents. I also got my father a Tweaker/prybar/hammer/nail puller combo tool for Sunday.

Mom and I just finished watching "In Her Shoes." I want to marry a beautiful Jewish man too. Ach.

In "Sidecar racing", two cars are welded together. One car contains a running engine, and the driver is in this car, steering. The other is simply dragging along for the ride ( Read more... )

I got into a Neuroscience lab to do research on cortical circuiting.

I got all my classes.

I can touch my toes! It's the first time in over a decade.

So for the past three nights, some people have been setting off fireworks near my house. I only finally saw them tonight, and they weren't tiny sparklers, they were big motherfucking performance fireworks, in different colors etc. I assumed that students here would have no such thing (in retrospect, of course students here would have such things ( Read more... )

For those of you who have problems with housemates eating your ice cream: my father has notified me that Ben and Jerry's sells pint-sized combination locks for ice cream. They wrap around the lid of the container. Theoretically, someone could cut the bottom off or roll the numbers until they found the combination, but by then they might as well ( Read more... )

My biology textbook does not list "feedforward" or "acclimatization" in the glossary. However, it does define "selfish act."

I just saw Newsies on the big screen in our new Film Studies center. We all fought the good fight together.

I wish that the male population around me on average was as attractive and physically talented as the cast of Newsies. However, the women in real life get to be a lot smarter.