What I'm doing next.

So, yeah, mother called up... obviously stoned off her ass.

I'm rather looking forward to this end-of-the-world thing. If they botched this one like they did Y2K, then I'm going to be mighty pissed off.

The experiment, it seems, is an utter failure. I think it's getting time to say goodbye to internet friends.

I think I need to find a new line of work; I'm too accident-prone to be a builder.

Yeah, that's right, I hurt myself TEACHING. Huge f'sking knot on my leg.

I think the Otaku have it right. I'm swearing off 3D girls.

Falling through ceilings: Reason #132 why it pays to have your tetanus shots up to date.

I can has house.

Somewhere along the way, I think I got old.

I think it's time to consider reconsidering this whole religion thing.