I have made a new website! shortjournal.org is for those of us who want to keep in touch but don't want to spend forever reading and writing. It's for short articles without comments. I like it for my own stuff because having a really short space to talk in makes me stay on topic and not bother with a bunch of context and babbling that gets me in ( Read more... )

So today at the office I was playing with the presumed dead spare router for shits and giggles, and I was like "hey this thing works" then Michael and David came into the office "uh there's no network here." In a flash of insight I realized what had driven everyone batty the day before (and resulted in the misdiagnosis of dead router): if you put ( Read more... )

oh man oh man oh man!!! everyone else is tired of hearing about this so i will write a livejournal entry ( Read more... )

... my boss answered "no, i don't think there's anything wrong with us [men]," then turned around to try to take pictures of a topless woman in the dyke march

pasta roni now has bread crumbs

i was walking by the river and i almost stepped on a dead rat. except it wasn't a rat, it was more like the size af a guinnea pig. needless to say, i did not stop to investigate ( Read more... )

i think the radio shack girl was flirting with me

wow these guys say i won't die if i jump in the hudson

uh - hi ( did you miss me? )

( the universe according to greg (i think this one's good heh) )