The Lovett Home! 8D Not very loving, honestly. I've yet to have a hug since I got through those doors. :(
HEY! I was behaving! I was standing by my car, waiting to pick up the Bat, smoking something of Larxene's she stashed away in my glove compartment months ago, and then I get a call from the old lady saying her plane's landed and she's at luggage claim and she can't carry her bag, so I go in to go get her, and I'm stopped at the door and tackled to the ground and slammed up against a wall and this that and the other. Then I was thrown into a truck and driven here. And now here I sit, little, cold, and alone~!
Okay~ haha! Bring it, little man! It'll be good to see your skinny, white ass. What ever happened to doing butt buddy things?
Well, we would do butt buddy things had you not gotten yourself committed!
I've been busy with classes and my hearing. I didn't tell you, I've been given my gun back because I've been behaving! Got all of my old weapons back, actually! Was down at the firing range to see if I still had it, and thankfully I do!
Committed to a padded wall? Haha. This wall and I. We're gonna make memories, I can tell. He's got a delicious sense of humor. ;D
Well congrats! Mine's been postponed, if you can't tell. But damn, for me, even behaving and following the rules isn't enough to keep mahself out of trouble, is it? D: And to think, I tried my hardest to be good...
Yes, Xig. Be friends with the wall. Make love to the wall. Have padded babies. I'm pretty sure they'd be the ideal children. Virtually injury-proof!
Well, duh. Doubt it'll go ahead now. Your odds aren't looking good for getting your guns back, my friend.
... I guess I am... I'm from a tropical island and I look like a ghost... and the weight hasn't come back from when I dropped about twenty pounds in the hospital...
But I'm already having babies with someone else! D: They're pretty babies! My boy's already inherited a good portion of something special. 8D He'll be the talk of the school when he starts dropping things. >D
Actually...
Eeeh, you just haven't been fed the right stuff. Go to my house and when I get home (whenever), I'll fatten you up. 8D
Aw, what, Riku jealous of an unborn child? XDDD I'm kidding, dude.
... they actually did find one in my car, but honest to god- I didn't know it was there. ... honest to god, it doesn't even look like anything I'd even OWN. But Kyrstin said she was disappointed in the fact that she couldn't help me. She said she was disappointed in herself because she promised she'd help, and she ended up not being able to do so. She said it was my choice whether or not I deserved them back ... Have you ever tried to cheer up a down-trodden psychiatrist? D: It's... um... freaky. She's here right now. She says hi. :3 Well, more like, "Hello~" in that odd drone and accent of hers.
Sick? Sick with what? Don't get sick on me, bro, I can't pull strings anymore.
It's a cute little baby, Xig! I don't want to know about what's going on below waist level!
... Jesus fucking Christ... and hey, I don't believe in Christ. You got caught with a gun? No wonder you got committed... And hey, say hi to the old bat for me. Don't try and throw her on me. I barely have time for Demyx right now, and damn is he grumpy about it...
It's nothing, probably just stress. I've actually been sick today, for the first time in forever. I've vomited, which is an automatic red flag for me. I just need to chill out and relax and I'm sure the vomiting and the dizzy spells will pass. I'll be fine, don't worry.
Well, if they're anything like their cousins, they'll be poopin' faster than you can change them. Hopie had the ability to poop while you were changing her, so... yeah. Real talent there, I say. AND FUCK YEAH, MY BABIES ARE GONNA BE CUTE. You're gonna see them and go, "Aww, how goddamned cute! Let's go get ice cream, cute things
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Well, good luck to you, then. They're yours and Larxene's babies, ergo your combined responsibility to change diapers.
Shot residue? So it was fired off recently, then... do you know what happened to it?
He's really uppity about the fact we haven't had sex in two weeks. I'm too tired for it, personally. And I don't think even she can save you from your woman. But best of luck to her on that.
Oh, shut the fuck up, you over-priced whore :P It's just stress, I'll be fine. I've got to be fine, I have practice every day this week. Can't really miss it.
We'll be a marvelous team. We've both got baby changing experience. 8D
No, I haven't seen it since they showed it to me and told me I was armed on an Airport territory. The thing is, you couldn't smell the powder, so it wasn't fired recently. The residue was just on there, like when you use a gun frequently and don't clean it or take care of it. And the only gun I have that doesn't get devoted attention is my NERF gun.
I haven't had sex in three, so... you know, tell him to shut it. :P I'm a sex camel though. So no worries. Tell him he WILL live. I promise!
I hope she's not mad at me. :( I didn't do anything this time... I haven't even fought back against them. I haven't hurt anyone or threatened anyone or anything. I'm being good!
Don't wear yourself out, bro. Seriously. Your health is not more important than a silly swim meet. There WILL be others. We can't get another Riku.
That's good, then. I hope you'll enjoy all that :P
Either way, pretty sure if the guys could get their hands on it, they'd be able to figure out something of where it came from and who planted it there...
You don't know Demyx. The man can barely get through an hour without sex, let alone two weeks. I'm surprise he hasn't called a service yet :P
Well, if you want, I can go and talk to her and see how she is. She's not too bad with me these days. Then again... maybe I should just call. If I have a bug, I don't want her getting it.
I'll be fine. Swimming relaxes me. And I may not be going to the meet anyway, I've already told Coach that. And I can be replaced. Talk to Jen about cloning me.
Me too! I can't wait! You and Kairi need to pick out what you want to be called by the little ones. Like, my sisters' god father wanted them to call him "Pappy," but mine was okay with "Joseph."
The police, I bet. I mean, if you want them to look at it, go ahead if you can get it away from the security guys. It won't hurt, but I'd stake my ass on it being the police.
I promise, he'll make it! :P Smaller men have gone through worse! And maybe he'll just get really desperate and drag you out of class. >D
Calling would be great. Just to check on her. And maybe see if she has any plans for killing me when I'm out of here so I know to prepare. X_X
CLONES AREN'T MY BROTHER! DX And good. Teach them ungrateful bastards to take care of themselves without you. :P
I think Riku will be just fine, as far as names go.
The police? Oh, well getting it back will be easy, then. Those assholes can barely string together a sentence, it won't take much to sneak in, get the gun and go.
That would be interesting... I'm wondering why he hasn't done it yet, to be honest. Because he's not in classes when I am...
I'll check and see if she has a spot picked out for your grave yet.
They've been without me for most of last season owing to various injuries. I'd say that I'll be alright, just need to start relaxing more. I spend more time asleep than with people these days. My social life is dead because I have no time for one.
BORING! :P Maybe for the first few years, you'll be "BAAAA! 8D *point*" Or, as I've often been called, "AAAGAAA! *noms on mommy*"
They're all brawn, and no brains. Ugly sons of bitches, too. Test for finger prints first? I honestly want to know if any of mine are on there. 'cause I bet they didn't check.
Oh, she does. In the back yard, under the tree where Hunter and I were putting up a tree house.
Social lives are for losers. :P You have me, that's all the social life you need! ;D
Can you not be left alone for thirty seconds without getting yourself thrown in the nut house?
Oh, I'll come over alright. With one of those over-sized, squeaky mallets and I'll hit you. Repeatedly. For kicks.
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HEY! I was behaving! I was standing by my car, waiting to pick up the Bat, smoking something of Larxene's she stashed away in my glove compartment months ago, and then I get a call from the old lady saying her plane's landed and she's at luggage claim and she can't carry her bag, so I go in to go get her, and I'm stopped at the door and tackled to the ground and slammed up against a wall and this that and the other. Then I was thrown into a truck and driven here. And now here I sit, little, cold, and alone~!
Okay~ haha! Bring it, little man! It'll be good to see your skinny, white ass. What ever happened to doing butt buddy things?
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I've been busy with classes and my hearing. I didn't tell you, I've been given my gun back because I've been behaving! Got all of my old weapons back, actually! Was down at the firing range to see if I still had it, and thankfully I do!
And I'm not that skinny! And not that white!
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Well congrats! Mine's been postponed, if you can't tell. But damn, for me, even behaving and following the rules isn't enough to keep mahself out of trouble, is it? D: And to think, I tried my hardest to be good...
YES YOU ARE! AND YES YOU ARE! :P
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Well, duh. Doubt it'll go ahead now. Your odds aren't looking good for getting your guns back, my friend.
... I guess I am... I'm from a tropical island and I look like a ghost... and the weight hasn't come back from when I dropped about twenty pounds in the hospital...
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Eeeh, you just haven't been fed the right stuff. Go to my house and when I get home (whenever), I'll fatten you up. 8D
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... Please don't tell me you were found with them on you... and don't tell me you have them already, either.
I don't think I'm up for eating right now... I've been feeling kinda sick, which is pretty weird for me because I never get sick.
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... they actually did find one in my car, but honest to god- I didn't know it was there. ... honest to god, it doesn't even look like anything I'd even OWN. But Kyrstin said she was disappointed in the fact that she couldn't help me. She said she was disappointed in herself because she promised she'd help, and she ended up not being able to do so. She said it was my choice whether or not I deserved them back ... Have you ever tried to cheer up a down-trodden psychiatrist? D: It's... um... freaky. She's here right now. She says hi. :3 Well, more like, "Hello~" in that odd drone and accent of hers.
Sick? Sick with what? Don't get sick on me, bro, I can't pull strings anymore.
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... Jesus fucking Christ... and hey, I don't believe in Christ. You got caught with a gun? No wonder you got committed... And hey, say hi to the old bat for me. Don't try and throw her on me. I barely have time for Demyx right now, and damn is he grumpy about it...
It's nothing, probably just stress. I've actually been sick today, for the first time in forever. I've vomited, which is an automatic red flag for me. I just need to chill out and relax and I'm sure the vomiting and the dizzy spells will pass. I'll be fine, don't worry.
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Shot residue? So it was fired off recently, then... do you know what happened to it?
He's really uppity about the fact we haven't had sex in two weeks. I'm too tired for it, personally. And I don't think even she can save you from your woman. But best of luck to her on that.
Oh, shut the fuck up, you over-priced whore :P It's just stress, I'll be fine. I've got to be fine, I have practice every day this week. Can't really miss it.
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No, I haven't seen it since they showed it to me and told me I was armed on an Airport territory. The thing is, you couldn't smell the powder, so it wasn't fired recently. The residue was just on there, like when you use a gun frequently and don't clean it or take care of it. And the only gun I have that doesn't get devoted attention is my NERF gun.
I haven't had sex in three, so... you know, tell him to shut it. :P I'm a sex camel though. So no worries. Tell him he WILL live. I promise!
I hope she's not mad at me. :( I didn't do anything this time... I haven't even fought back against them. I haven't hurt anyone or threatened anyone or anything. I'm being good!
Don't wear yourself out, bro. Seriously. Your health is not more important than a silly swim meet. There WILL be others. We can't get another Riku.
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Either way, pretty sure if the guys could get their hands on it, they'd be able to figure out something of where it came from and who planted it there...
You don't know Demyx. The man can barely get through an hour without sex, let alone two weeks. I'm surprise he hasn't called a service yet :P
Well, if you want, I can go and talk to her and see how she is. She's not too bad with me these days. Then again... maybe I should just call. If I have a bug, I don't want her getting it.
I'll be fine. Swimming relaxes me. And I may not be going to the meet anyway, I've already told Coach that. And I can be replaced. Talk to Jen about cloning me.
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The police, I bet. I mean, if you want them to look at it, go ahead if you can get it away from the security guys. It won't hurt, but I'd stake my ass on it being the police.
I promise, he'll make it! :P Smaller men have gone through worse! And maybe he'll just get really desperate and drag you out of class. >D
Calling would be great. Just to check on her. And maybe see if she has any plans for killing me when I'm out of here so I know to prepare. X_X
CLONES AREN'T MY BROTHER! DX And good. Teach them ungrateful bastards to take care of themselves without you. :P
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The police? Oh, well getting it back will be easy, then. Those assholes can barely string together a sentence, it won't take much to sneak in, get the gun and go.
That would be interesting... I'm wondering why he hasn't done it yet, to be honest. Because he's not in classes when I am...
I'll check and see if she has a spot picked out for your grave yet.
They've been without me for most of last season owing to various injuries. I'd say that I'll be alright, just need to start relaxing more. I spend more time asleep than with people these days. My social life is dead because I have no time for one.
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They're all brawn, and no brains. Ugly sons of bitches, too. Test for finger prints first? I honestly want to know if any of mine are on there. 'cause I bet they didn't check.
Oh, she does. In the back yard, under the tree where Hunter and I were putting up a tree house.
Social lives are for losers. :P You have me, that's all the social life you need! ;D
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