Well, if they're anything like their cousins, they'll be poopin' faster than you can change them. Hopie had the ability to poop while you were changing her, so... yeah. Real talent there, I say. AND FUCK YEAH, MY BABIES ARE GONNA BE CUTE. You're gonna see them and go, "Aww, how goddamned cute! Let's go get ice cream, cute things."
I think it was planted, actually. 'cause I wouldn't carry something UNDER THE PASSENGER SIDE SEAT. It wouldn't even be under the seat. The most I can think of is it being the one Larxene talks about but won't show me, but she's not that forgetful. And she hates them, why would she carry one everywhere? I'll have to ask as soon as I get the chance. But I really think it was planted. The poor thing had shot residue on the barrel. Certainly not mine, for THAT reason right thar.
Poor Demyx! And don't worry, she's preoccupied with my locked-up ass. She's going through my current records with me, trying to find enough evidence to keep both the officials and Larxene from eating my ass. :P
Dude. D: You're not pregnant are you? Apparently that's contagious around here, haha! ;D
Well, good luck to you, then. They're yours and Larxene's babies, ergo your combined responsibility to change diapers.
Shot residue? So it was fired off recently, then... do you know what happened to it?
He's really uppity about the fact we haven't had sex in two weeks. I'm too tired for it, personally. And I don't think even she can save you from your woman. But best of luck to her on that.
Oh, shut the fuck up, you over-priced whore :P It's just stress, I'll be fine. I've got to be fine, I have practice every day this week. Can't really miss it.
We'll be a marvelous team. We've both got baby changing experience. 8D
No, I haven't seen it since they showed it to me and told me I was armed on an Airport territory. The thing is, you couldn't smell the powder, so it wasn't fired recently. The residue was just on there, like when you use a gun frequently and don't clean it or take care of it. And the only gun I have that doesn't get devoted attention is my NERF gun.
I haven't had sex in three, so... you know, tell him to shut it. :P I'm a sex camel though. So no worries. Tell him he WILL live. I promise!
I hope she's not mad at me. :( I didn't do anything this time... I haven't even fought back against them. I haven't hurt anyone or threatened anyone or anything. I'm being good!
Don't wear yourself out, bro. Seriously. Your health is not more important than a silly swim meet. There WILL be others. We can't get another Riku.
That's good, then. I hope you'll enjoy all that :P
Either way, pretty sure if the guys could get their hands on it, they'd be able to figure out something of where it came from and who planted it there...
You don't know Demyx. The man can barely get through an hour without sex, let alone two weeks. I'm surprise he hasn't called a service yet :P
Well, if you want, I can go and talk to her and see how she is. She's not too bad with me these days. Then again... maybe I should just call. If I have a bug, I don't want her getting it.
I'll be fine. Swimming relaxes me. And I may not be going to the meet anyway, I've already told Coach that. And I can be replaced. Talk to Jen about cloning me.
Me too! I can't wait! You and Kairi need to pick out what you want to be called by the little ones. Like, my sisters' god father wanted them to call him "Pappy," but mine was okay with "Joseph."
The police, I bet. I mean, if you want them to look at it, go ahead if you can get it away from the security guys. It won't hurt, but I'd stake my ass on it being the police.
I promise, he'll make it! :P Smaller men have gone through worse! And maybe he'll just get really desperate and drag you out of class. >D
Calling would be great. Just to check on her. And maybe see if she has any plans for killing me when I'm out of here so I know to prepare. X_X
CLONES AREN'T MY BROTHER! DX And good. Teach them ungrateful bastards to take care of themselves without you. :P
I think Riku will be just fine, as far as names go.
The police? Oh, well getting it back will be easy, then. Those assholes can barely string together a sentence, it won't take much to sneak in, get the gun and go.
That would be interesting... I'm wondering why he hasn't done it yet, to be honest. Because he's not in classes when I am...
I'll check and see if she has a spot picked out for your grave yet.
They've been without me for most of last season owing to various injuries. I'd say that I'll be alright, just need to start relaxing more. I spend more time asleep than with people these days. My social life is dead because I have no time for one.
BORING! :P Maybe for the first few years, you'll be "BAAAA! 8D *point*" Or, as I've often been called, "AAAGAAA! *noms on mommy*"
They're all brawn, and no brains. Ugly sons of bitches, too. Test for finger prints first? I honestly want to know if any of mine are on there. 'cause I bet they didn't check.
Oh, she does. In the back yard, under the tree where Hunter and I were putting up a tree house.
Social lives are for losers. :P You have me, that's all the social life you need! ;D
Well, I'd expect that, but I don't want a special name or anything. They can just call me Riku, with that being my name and all :P
You make it sound like we've never done this before... ex-cons, hello? We know what we're doing, so shut the fuck up and let us work!
Awww, Hunter is gonna have a house over his stepfather's grave... I bet he'll enjoy that~
But you're locked up, dumb ass. I don't have time to talk to people. If I barely have time for the guy I'm married to, I'm pretty sure I haven't got time for anyone else. I've been smoking more lately, too. But I'm gonna go to bed soon. I'm just feeling worse and worse the longer I'm awake...
I think it was planted, actually. 'cause I wouldn't carry something UNDER THE PASSENGER SIDE SEAT. It wouldn't even be under the seat. The most I can think of is it being the one Larxene talks about but won't show me, but she's not that forgetful. And she hates them, why would she carry one everywhere? I'll have to ask as soon as I get the chance. But I really think it was planted. The poor thing had shot residue on the barrel. Certainly not mine, for THAT reason right thar.
Poor Demyx! And don't worry, she's preoccupied with my locked-up ass. She's going through my current records with me, trying to find enough evidence to keep both the officials and Larxene from eating my ass. :P
Dude. D: You're not pregnant are you? Apparently that's contagious around here, haha! ;D
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Shot residue? So it was fired off recently, then... do you know what happened to it?
He's really uppity about the fact we haven't had sex in two weeks. I'm too tired for it, personally. And I don't think even she can save you from your woman. But best of luck to her on that.
Oh, shut the fuck up, you over-priced whore :P It's just stress, I'll be fine. I've got to be fine, I have practice every day this week. Can't really miss it.
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No, I haven't seen it since they showed it to me and told me I was armed on an Airport territory. The thing is, you couldn't smell the powder, so it wasn't fired recently. The residue was just on there, like when you use a gun frequently and don't clean it or take care of it. And the only gun I have that doesn't get devoted attention is my NERF gun.
I haven't had sex in three, so... you know, tell him to shut it. :P I'm a sex camel though. So no worries. Tell him he WILL live. I promise!
I hope she's not mad at me. :( I didn't do anything this time... I haven't even fought back against them. I haven't hurt anyone or threatened anyone or anything. I'm being good!
Don't wear yourself out, bro. Seriously. Your health is not more important than a silly swim meet. There WILL be others. We can't get another Riku.
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Either way, pretty sure if the guys could get their hands on it, they'd be able to figure out something of where it came from and who planted it there...
You don't know Demyx. The man can barely get through an hour without sex, let alone two weeks. I'm surprise he hasn't called a service yet :P
Well, if you want, I can go and talk to her and see how she is. She's not too bad with me these days. Then again... maybe I should just call. If I have a bug, I don't want her getting it.
I'll be fine. Swimming relaxes me. And I may not be going to the meet anyway, I've already told Coach that. And I can be replaced. Talk to Jen about cloning me.
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The police, I bet. I mean, if you want them to look at it, go ahead if you can get it away from the security guys. It won't hurt, but I'd stake my ass on it being the police.
I promise, he'll make it! :P Smaller men have gone through worse! And maybe he'll just get really desperate and drag you out of class. >D
Calling would be great. Just to check on her. And maybe see if she has any plans for killing me when I'm out of here so I know to prepare. X_X
CLONES AREN'T MY BROTHER! DX And good. Teach them ungrateful bastards to take care of themselves without you. :P
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The police? Oh, well getting it back will be easy, then. Those assholes can barely string together a sentence, it won't take much to sneak in, get the gun and go.
That would be interesting... I'm wondering why he hasn't done it yet, to be honest. Because he's not in classes when I am...
I'll check and see if she has a spot picked out for your grave yet.
They've been without me for most of last season owing to various injuries. I'd say that I'll be alright, just need to start relaxing more. I spend more time asleep than with people these days. My social life is dead because I have no time for one.
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They're all brawn, and no brains. Ugly sons of bitches, too. Test for finger prints first? I honestly want to know if any of mine are on there. 'cause I bet they didn't check.
Oh, she does. In the back yard, under the tree where Hunter and I were putting up a tree house.
Social lives are for losers. :P You have me, that's all the social life you need! ;D
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You make it sound like we've never done this before... ex-cons, hello? We know what we're doing, so shut the fuck up and let us work!
Awww, Hunter is gonna have a house over his stepfather's grave... I bet he'll enjoy that~
But you're locked up, dumb ass. I don't have time to talk to people. If I barely have time for the guy I'm married to, I'm pretty sure I haven't got time for anyone else. I've been smoking more lately, too. But I'm gonna go to bed soon. I'm just feeling worse and worse the longer I'm awake...
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