I'm running out of titles, I believe.
I'd like to start of by apologizing to each and every one of you, completely and sincerely, from the bottom of my bleeding heart and with every fiber of my being. You see, when you're growing up and you get to the age where boys/girls/whatever are no longer icky and the resistance to cooties sets in, you start to think about marriage and how you want someone to stay with you and live out your life together. You find standards that the person has to live up to before you'll even date them. You have even higher standards that they have to meet before you even bring them home to the parents. You have FLAWLESSNESS planned before you even propose. You want perfection, in a way, if you're going to spend the rest of your days with them.
And for that, I'm sorry. I've stolen perfection from you all. You can't have her. She's mine. ♥ And she is quite simply the most magnificent woman ever to walk the earth. And she's going to be the greatest psychiatrist ever. Or, at least, the most perfect cheer leader ever (what, with being sexy, loud, demanding, agile, can stick her leg anywhere and everywhere~). Mmm, how is it that she can make me feel okay and alright with all the crap that life just likes to pile on at one time and THROW at my head?
I don't know what I'm going to do. I mean, look for a new job, obviously, but... how am I going to pay for everything that will soon be needing to be paid? Sure, I've got munny saved up, I've still got at least a year left of inheritance coming in every few weeks, I've got payment from the RG military coming in and it would be a lot more if I would return and work there until I could find a job here. But there's rumors of starting up another war that we don't need, and I'm not going to get into that. I was okay with teaching other people how to be vicious and fearless... I was okay with being that way myself once, but I've got two responsibilities right now that need me, and I'll have two more VERY soon (yay!). I can't risk something happening... even though they'd get a shitload of munny if something DID happen while I was on duty.
But anyway, who's gonna hire me here? I've got a horrible reputation preceding me, and I'm pretty sure there's no law against refusing to hire someone based on their mental records. There's no anti-discrimination law against crazy motherfuckers. *headdesk* So, yeah, if you guys hear of anyone that's hiring, let me know? Baby~ I need another hug!
Also... I've never wanted to hit a woman before... but this is just... ANNLYNN YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH. HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY SISTER! SARAH DID NOTHING BUT LOVE YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT HER? FUCK YOU!
And for that, I'm sorry. I've stolen perfection from you all. You can't have her. She's mine. ♥ And she is quite simply the most magnificent woman ever to walk the earth. And she's going to be the greatest psychiatrist ever. Or, at least, the most perfect cheer leader ever (what, with being sexy, loud, demanding, agile, can stick her leg anywhere and everywhere~). Mmm, how is it that she can make me feel okay and alright with all the crap that life just likes to pile on at one time and THROW at my head?
I don't know what I'm going to do. I mean, look for a new job, obviously, but... how am I going to pay for everything that will soon be needing to be paid? Sure, I've got munny saved up, I've still got at least a year left of inheritance coming in every few weeks, I've got payment from the RG military coming in and it would be a lot more if I would return and work there until I could find a job here. But there's rumors of starting up another war that we don't need, and I'm not going to get into that. I was okay with teaching other people how to be vicious and fearless... I was okay with being that way myself once, but I've got two responsibilities right now that need me, and I'll have two more VERY soon (yay!). I can't risk something happening... even though they'd get a shitload of munny if something DID happen while I was on duty.
But anyway, who's gonna hire me here? I've got a horrible reputation preceding me, and I'm pretty sure there's no law against refusing to hire someone based on their mental records. There's no anti-discrimination law against crazy motherfuckers. *headdesk* So, yeah, if you guys hear of anyone that's hiring, let me know? Baby~ I need another hug!
Also... I've never wanted to hit a woman before... but this is just... ANNLYNN YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH. HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY SISTER! SARAH DID NOTHING BUT LOVE YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT HER? FUCK YOU!