A list, I say!
A few things have come to mind in the past twenty four hours-
-There's little funnier than watching a male dog try to pee when his "pee-standing" leg is broken, and he can't figure out how to stand on the other.
-The back porch swing is a magnificent place to have sex.
-It's hard to hold on to an orgasming five-month pregnant woman on a back porch swing.
-Sleeping on the back porch after falling off the swing is fun.
-The kitty makes a good pillow.
-French toast is delicious as dinner.
-I've got twenty days left until I get the most ferocious mind-shrinkage of my life. X_X
-Kairi has grown in the past three months.
-Kairi is naughty when no one is looking, apparently.
-Employers don't like it when you miss a lot of days.
-Two months until my imminent Fatherhood.
-It gets scarier every day of my life.
-I miss Hunter. :(
-My favorite in-laws need to get their skinny gay asses back here, dammit.
-Xigbar makes a godly hamburger.
-There's little funnier than watching a male dog try to pee when his "pee-standing" leg is broken, and he can't figure out how to stand on the other.
-The back porch swing is a magnificent place to have sex.
-It's hard to hold on to an orgasming five-month pregnant woman on a back porch swing.
-Sleeping on the back porch after falling off the swing is fun.
-The kitty makes a good pillow.
-French toast is delicious as dinner.
-I've got twenty days left until I get the most ferocious mind-shrinkage of my life. X_X
-Kairi has grown in the past three months.
-Kairi is naughty when no one is looking, apparently.
-Employers don't like it when you miss a lot of days.
-Two months until my imminent Fatherhood.
-It gets scarier every day of my life.
-I miss Hunter. :(
-My favorite in-laws need to get their skinny gay asses back here, dammit.
-Xigbar makes a godly hamburger.