Okay, what the fuck?
This is what I get for putting myself out there. What a weirdo, jeez. It's not as long as it looks, read it.
amob1906: hello
amob1906: were you at oaks mall today?
KampKrusty5: no, sorry
KampKrusty5: do I know you?
amob1906 is no longer idle at 11:51:46 AM.
amob1906: i sent you a message last night i think. no u dont know me.
KampKrusty5: ah
KampKrusty5: I see
amob1906: are you in gainesville
KampKrusty5: yeah, I am
KampKrusty5: so you sent me a message, what, on facebook?
amob1906: yeah i think
KampKrusty5: hm...I don't have a new message
KampKrusty5: what's your name?
amob1906: no i sent an im
KampKrusty5: okay, to be honest with you, you're weirding me out
KampKrusty5: haha
KampKrusty5: who are you, why are you IMing me, what's the story?
amob1906: im sorry. i was searching face book last night i came across your profile i thought you were very pretty so i sent an IM. sorry it wont happen again. i dont want you to think i am a weirdo. but you were attractive
KampKrusty5: lol, no, don't apologize, it's totally what I asked for
KampKrusty5: well, thank you for the compliment
KampKrusty5: but let me have a look at your profile
KampKrusty5: =)
amob1906: Eddy Stringer
This is where it starts to get weird.
amob1906: i was bored last night and i had this movie and i thought maybe you werent doing anything and you would come by.
amob1906: but that was last night.
KampKrusty5: hm...well, then...
amob1906: well, then what
KampKrusty5: you were going to ask me on what's basically a date without even knowing me?
amob1906: yeah, people do it all the time just not on the internet. i was gonna get to know you.
KampKrusty5: hm...well, I gotta tell you, that's a little fast, there
amob1906: okay its not like im asking now that was last night.
KampKrusty5: lol, well, still, you just told me about that, so I'm allowed to react....
amob1906: i know sweet
KampKrusty5: did you just call me "sweet"? lmao
amob1906: what is Imao
KampKrusty5: it's an L...
KampKrusty5: not an I
amob1906: im from georgia it means sweetheart.
KampKrusty5: I know
amob1906: what is lmao
KampKrusty5: how long have you been using the internet, Eddy?
amob1906: ive been chatting for about 2 months.
KampKrusty5: oh, so you're new to it?
amob1906: i dont know all the acronyms yet.
amob1906: sorry
KampKrusty5: oh, stop apologizing, hah
amob1906: im not
KampKrusty5: oh, so it's sarcasm, then?
KampKrusty5: what gall.
amob1906: now you catching on. i apologize for last night though
KampKrusty5: it means "laughing my ass off"....it's a good one
This is where it gets REALLY weird.
KampKrusty5: now is anyone in your family from Haiti?
amob1906: this may freak you but last night i wanted to eat you out but im okay now. i wanted to eat for hours but im cool now. isnt that strange. no ones from haiti. from north and south ga
amob1906: brb
KampKrusty5: .....
KampKrusty5: hahahaha, this must be a joke.
amob1906: no joke why a joke?
KampKrusty5: because I don't even know you!
KampKrusty5: wtf, hahaha
KampKrusty5: I mean...why would you want your face in some stranger's vagina?
KampKrusty5: that's a little much...
amob1906: why wouldnt you want me too, thats strange. you dont have to do anything else. i just wanted to make you cum...
KampKrusty5: .............
KampKrusty5: uhh....are you serious?
KampKrusty5: wow.
KampKrusty5: well...that is an...interesting offer, but I fear I must decline
KampKrusty5: oh, the rejection has made you silent, I see
amob1906: no i was cleaning. rejection does not silence me.
KampKrusty5: ah, well, maybe it should
amob1906: i wanted these things last night if you would have said this last night it would be a rejection
amob1906: i was sipping on some margaritas
KampKrusty5: yes, so a few hours of sleep and sobering up makes you not creepy?
amob1906: i pulled up history and saw what i was saying last night
KampKrusty5: I didn't see anything from last night
amob1906: the didnt go through you were idle or something
KampKrusty5: ah, well, then I guess that's a good thing
amob1906: well sweet im about to study. can i talkj to u later?
KampKrusty5: um...if you must, but I'd rather you not...
KampKrusty5: but...bye
ARGH. What the hell? I mean, I was just sitting here, listening to the cd Ashlee let me borrow and trying to finish up my chem quiz like a good girl, when I was accosted. What a world.
amob1906: hello
amob1906: were you at oaks mall today?
KampKrusty5: no, sorry
KampKrusty5: do I know you?
amob1906 is no longer idle at 11:51:46 AM.
amob1906: i sent you a message last night i think. no u dont know me.
KampKrusty5: ah
KampKrusty5: I see
amob1906: are you in gainesville
KampKrusty5: yeah, I am
KampKrusty5: so you sent me a message, what, on facebook?
amob1906: yeah i think
KampKrusty5: hm...I don't have a new message
KampKrusty5: what's your name?
amob1906: no i sent an im
KampKrusty5: okay, to be honest with you, you're weirding me out
KampKrusty5: haha
KampKrusty5: who are you, why are you IMing me, what's the story?
amob1906: im sorry. i was searching face book last night i came across your profile i thought you were very pretty so i sent an IM. sorry it wont happen again. i dont want you to think i am a weirdo. but you were attractive
KampKrusty5: lol, no, don't apologize, it's totally what I asked for
KampKrusty5: well, thank you for the compliment
KampKrusty5: but let me have a look at your profile
KampKrusty5: =)
amob1906: Eddy Stringer
This is where it starts to get weird.
amob1906: i was bored last night and i had this movie and i thought maybe you werent doing anything and you would come by.
amob1906: but that was last night.
KampKrusty5: hm...well, then...
amob1906: well, then what
KampKrusty5: you were going to ask me on what's basically a date without even knowing me?
amob1906: yeah, people do it all the time just not on the internet. i was gonna get to know you.
KampKrusty5: hm...well, I gotta tell you, that's a little fast, there
amob1906: okay its not like im asking now that was last night.
KampKrusty5: lol, well, still, you just told me about that, so I'm allowed to react....
amob1906: i know sweet
KampKrusty5: did you just call me "sweet"? lmao
amob1906: what is Imao
KampKrusty5: it's an L...
KampKrusty5: not an I
amob1906: im from georgia it means sweetheart.
KampKrusty5: I know
amob1906: what is lmao
KampKrusty5: how long have you been using the internet, Eddy?
amob1906: ive been chatting for about 2 months.
KampKrusty5: oh, so you're new to it?
amob1906: i dont know all the acronyms yet.
amob1906: sorry
KampKrusty5: oh, stop apologizing, hah
amob1906: im not
KampKrusty5: oh, so it's sarcasm, then?
KampKrusty5: what gall.
amob1906: now you catching on. i apologize for last night though
KampKrusty5: it means "laughing my ass off"....it's a good one
This is where it gets REALLY weird.
KampKrusty5: now is anyone in your family from Haiti?
amob1906: this may freak you but last night i wanted to eat you out but im okay now. i wanted to eat for hours but im cool now. isnt that strange. no ones from haiti. from north and south ga
amob1906: brb
KampKrusty5: .....
KampKrusty5: hahahaha, this must be a joke.
amob1906: no joke why a joke?
KampKrusty5: because I don't even know you!
KampKrusty5: wtf, hahaha
KampKrusty5: I mean...why would you want your face in some stranger's vagina?
KampKrusty5: that's a little much...
amob1906: why wouldnt you want me too, thats strange. you dont have to do anything else. i just wanted to make you cum...
KampKrusty5: .............
KampKrusty5: uhh....are you serious?
KampKrusty5: wow.
KampKrusty5: well...that is an...interesting offer, but I fear I must decline
KampKrusty5: oh, the rejection has made you silent, I see
amob1906: no i was cleaning. rejection does not silence me.
KampKrusty5: ah, well, maybe it should
amob1906: i wanted these things last night if you would have said this last night it would be a rejection
amob1906: i was sipping on some margaritas
KampKrusty5: yes, so a few hours of sleep and sobering up makes you not creepy?
amob1906: i pulled up history and saw what i was saying last night
KampKrusty5: I didn't see anything from last night
amob1906: the didnt go through you were idle or something
KampKrusty5: ah, well, then I guess that's a good thing
amob1906: well sweet im about to study. can i talkj to u later?
KampKrusty5: um...if you must, but I'd rather you not...
KampKrusty5: but...bye
ARGH. What the hell? I mean, I was just sitting here, listening to the cd Ashlee let me borrow and trying to finish up my chem quiz like a good girl, when I was accosted. What a world.