In work related news, a short, effeminate black man that calls himself C-Tone (Think of an in-the-closet T-Bob from
http://somethingpositive.net/ with more melanin.) in my class at West has been bragging about the fact that he's a player, in that he's dating 3 women, and keeping it from all of them.
So I got one of their numbers and texted her "Are you one of C-Tone's girlfriends?"
Adam, thou hast taught me well in the art of "Stirring up shit".
In boredom related news, I'm fucked up:
DisorderRating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder:Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:Low
Dependent Personality Disorder:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High
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Of course, as all of you know, I'm not Histrionic, I'm just helping people by showing them they should be paying attention to me.
Also, I'm not Narcissistic, I'm just really freaking awesome and I just happen to be aware of it. And finally, I'm not Obsessive Compulsive, I just like to balance out everything that touches me so that it touches both sides of my body in the same place with the same pressure, that way my brain doesn't flip out and start making me walk in circles.
Ok, ya, I'm Freakish, Unstable, Crazy, Kooky, Eccentric, Damaged, Unpredictable, and Predatory. Or F.U.C.K.E.D.U.P. for short.