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Sep 22, 2007 03:16

In work related news, a short, effeminate black man that calls himself C-Tone (Think of an in-the-closet T-Bob from http://somethingpositive.net/ with more melanin.) in my class at West has been bragging about the fact that he's a player, in that he's dating 3 women, and keeping it from all of them.

So I got one of their numbers and texted her "Are you one of C-Tone's girlfriends?"

Adam, thou hast taught me well in the art of "Stirring up shit".

In boredom related news, I'm fucked up:
DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizotypal Personality Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Personality Disorder:ModerateBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Personality Disorder:HighNarcissistic Personality Disorder:HighAvoidant Personality Disorder:LowDependent Personality Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High
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Of course, as all of you know, I'm not Histrionic, I'm just helping people by showing them they should be paying attention to me.
Also, I'm not Narcissistic, I'm just really freaking awesome and I just happen to be aware of it. And finally, I'm not Obsessive Compulsive, I just like to balance out everything that touches me so that it touches both sides of my body in the same place with the same pressure, that way my brain doesn't flip out and start making me walk in circles.

Ok, ya, I'm Freakish, Unstable, Crazy, Kooky, Eccentric, Damaged, Unpredictable, and Predatory. Or F.U.C.K.E.D.U.P. for short.
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