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Sep 21, 2007 00:52

Ok, you ever read a webcomic and say "Heh, thats funny, but no where near realistic"? Well, in reference to http://somethingpositive.net/sp06062007.shtml, I stumbled upon the dating profile of a burn victim. Not an inmate, but damn, aside from the apparent minor humor, there is one thing:
All things below, aside from the bolding (the emphasis is mine), are left alone, so consider it [sic]...

dream girl
adventurous dream girl seeks friendship a nd love
Location: Merrick, NY
Age: 47
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 05 feet 02 inches
Interested in: Friendship, Dating, Serious Relationship,
Condition(s): Burn Victims,
Condition(s): Burn Victims,
Looking for a Man
Between the ages of 48 and 55
Smoking: Not at All
Drinking: Socially
Education: Grad
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Children: No
Want Children: Perhaps
Favorite Books:
I liike books written by James Patterson. or Mary Higgins Clark such as Loves Music Loves to Dance.
Favorite Music:
anything slow, soft rock
Favorite Movies:
love stories
Favorite Hobbies:
pets
A Little More About Me:
I'm looking for friendship to start off and then let's see where that goes.
What I am looking for:
i'm looking for a man that is honest, understanding, caring and nonjudgmental. A best friend that will accept my ideas without reservation or judgment.

Apparently, the burn victim doesn't like smoking. Hmm...
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