ttly a knight: 2
[the LP turns on when Poland sets his hand down on it, and the angle only allows a view up his arm, some of his thigh, shoulder, and flopping waves of his hair]
--ross the Atlantic Ocean?! Liet, that totally doesn't exist!
Poland, I've told you already...It's right next to England.
You mean that big lake that Den's Vikings go around talking about? That was so 1000's!
[Lithuania face-palms, quite hard in fact, and he sound a little exasperated] Yeah, that. In any case...Mr. America is very nice, I even worked for him recently!
[Poland reaches over to snag snacks from off-screen, disrupting the setting of the LP, but at least there's a better view of the two of them on Poland's bed]
Yeah yeah, whatever. He doesn't exist. [and he noms eagerly on the chips, it's the start of a wonderful friendship] So anyway, you're from 1930-whatever, right? That means you're totally old but I'm willing to continue the union! C'mon, Liet, I need you to do all my chores for me!
[insert a deeeep sigh here from Liet] I don't--
And then we can kick butt and harvest together!! Like--
I'm not that old am I?
--and then we'll--
You're missing the point here--
--Liet, it'll be great!! Let's do it now! Now now now!
[and after all that interrupted babbling of two chattering nations, Poland leaps from his spot to tackle Liet, who "acks!" in surprise as they fall, launching the LP to the floor, thus ending the transmission]
--ross the Atlantic Ocean?! Liet, that totally doesn't exist!
Poland, I've told you already...It's right next to England.
You mean that big lake that Den's Vikings go around talking about? That was so 1000's!
[Lithuania face-palms, quite hard in fact, and he sound a little exasperated] Yeah, that. In any case...Mr. America is very nice, I even worked for him recently!
[Poland reaches over to snag snacks from off-screen, disrupting the setting of the LP, but at least there's a better view of the two of them on Poland's bed]
Yeah yeah, whatever. He doesn't exist. [and he noms eagerly on the chips, it's the start of a wonderful friendship] So anyway, you're from 1930-whatever, right? That means you're totally old but I'm willing to continue the union! C'mon, Liet, I need you to do all my chores for me!
[insert a deeeep sigh here from Liet] I don't--
And then we can kick butt and harvest together!! Like--
I'm not that old am I?
--and then we'll--
You're missing the point here--
--Liet, it'll be great!! Let's do it now! Now now now!
[and after all that interrupted babbling of two chattering nations, Poland leaps from his spot to tackle Liet, who "acks!" in surprise as they fall, launching the LP to the floor, thus ending the transmission]