Can we please take a moment to bask in the greatest thing that ever happened in politics? Dick Cheney watching the Inauguration from a wheelchair because he pulled a muscle while moving boxes.
FUCK YEAH. You can't make this shit up.
Then it gets better. Oh yeah.
The LA Times blog article on it;
Dick Cheney -- a man with a ticker so bum that even Dr. House couldn't help him -- is moving boxes?
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the Bush administration is but an ugly memory in t minus 3hrs 27mins and there was new House this morning. It's a good day. I am fairly certain that I am going to be spending my evening (post Inauguration) watching The West Wing :D
Seriously. Shiny, shiny day ♥