You kidnapped him?
I just woke up. And I am SO behind on EVEYTHING and I still feel like shit but OH MY LMAO LMAO I AM SO GIDDY AND HIGH AND I HAVE NEVER WOKEN UP THIS HIGH EVAAAARRRR. LIKE SERIOUSLY, I AM CRACKED. OUT.
I went right to find a download of Hugh on SNL at that community I can't talk about, and it was right on top and zkjdfhgkjdhfgj THE IMAGE FOR IT, CHRIST. I HAD NOT SEEN THE PICTURES AND THEY'RE SO GOOFY AND ADORABLE AND I DIED. How I am supposed to wait like 2 hours for this shit to download I DO NOT KNOW. I AM PSYYYCHED.
So then I thought "OH OH. I WILL GO FLIST. AND I WILL SEE HOW HE DID BECAUSE SURELY PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT IT"
And then oh, people said he was adorable but FUCK THAT BECAUSE I FORGOT TO REMOVE house_spoiler FROM MY FLIST AND THIS WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE DEVOID OF CUT. BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A SPOILER. I have decided, it totally doesn't break my rules because it is a SUMMARY. Even if it IS one line and even if it DID come from Wikipedia (like seriously, could this BE less reliable? No). YOU GUYYYYS DHFGSJHGDFJAHDF;
"House suddenly feels a lack of pain in his leg. He and Cuddy explore their relationship while Foreman and Thirteen explore theirs."
FOREMAN/THIRTEEN, YOU GUYS! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
J/K. Obviously, my God.
Seriously, though. I see this being in no way medically viable but I don't give a shit HOW cracked out the medicine on this show is. I don't watch for the Goddamn medicine. To quote;
Evan: How can you watch that stuff?
House: 'Cause it's awesome.
Evan: It's preposterous. Not one real moment since I've been on the show.
House: As opposed to shows that represent the world exactly like it is. Like... I can't think of any
So there. If I wanted to see ~real~ medical drama, I'd go sit in my local A&E. I feel sad for people who watch this and do nothing but whine about the medical inaccuracies. Don't care. 'cause it's awesome. I love House and his magically regenerating nerves and stuff.
Look, I do not give a shit if this is fake, because I'm excited for it based on the promo alone, BUT. ASSUMING THIS IS ACCURATE (and it makes sense based on the title, at least - and we know the boreteen part is true because we have promos that are basically evidence of it). HOUSE, CUDDY? I KNOW YOU PROBABLY WON'T. BUT.
KINDLY HAVE SEX. Lots of it. All kinds of really epic sex that would normally not be viable. Like, oh idk, SHOWER SEX, ANYONE? Though I highly doubt they'd get away with THAT on FOX :(
And again, assuming this is accurate - they "explore" their relationship? I mean fuck, I expected there to be SOMETHING in the next episode or so, I expected subtle changes and developments, but nothing so overt that they'd explain it in a plot summary as them exploring their relationship. I am at a point with this season that I think they could do basically anything with them and I would want to kiss them on the mouth for it.
Goddamn, you guys, look at this fuckery. THAT BABY IS RUINING EVERYTHING. GTFO, BABY D:
In unrelated and less flaily news, yesterday I did like, fuck all. I woke up at like 8am because I went to sleep as soon as I got in from work and only woke up for an hour at 9pm to eat and post an entry. I bummed around online forever and lol, communicated with Rachel via MSN before I went downstairs and we watched the new episode of The Office that she'd not seen yet. It's so much more fun watching it with other people, seriously. But she said she doesn't feel at all bad for Andy because it's Andy (even though she loves him, idek). Harsh. Then a Christmas episode of Frasier was on and we watched dumb shit on Youtube until dinner was ready. We watched the video of that girl freaking out over people bashing Breaking Dawn because we saw the Twilight trailer and I was like "SHDFSF YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS, YOU WILL LOVE IT" and she needs a new book to read so she's gonna read Twilight for the lolz, I think. I hope she does because I want her to understand why I lol every time the trailer comes on the TV.
Then we all watched The X-Factor final - well done England, you picked the right one :) HOW CUTE WAS ALEX SINGING WITH BEYONCE? How completely overwhelmed she was and she couldn't even get the words out and Beyoncé was ADORABLE trying to encourage her, God. Shaking her arm and God God, I'm not even a fan of Beyoncé, but that was amazing. And for Alex to get to sing with her idol like that. Beautiful.
SIMON was fucking adorable all night, he took losing really well and was genuinely glad that she won, and SO cute with Cheryl. I loved how they were standing together with his arm around her at the end, and when he mouthed "well done" and then later when he said "I'm so proud of you, kid" ♥ and all the hugging throughout. Goorgeouuus. And ILF Cheryl, so it was all rather glorious.
Then Rachel put on the last disc of season 4 of The Office and I was EXHAUSTED but ended up watching right through to the middle of Goodbye Toby before I thought I might die.
I ALSO downloaded Milk, Frost/Nixon and Being John Malkovich, I am EXCITED. In terms of the former two - OH, AWARDS SEASON. IFLU AND YOUR DVD SCREENERS. You make it more viable for me to see all the contenders, lol.
I honestly only really typed all that to pass the time because GOD, THIS SNL DOWNLOAD IS TAKING FOREVAR AND I AM ALL RESTLESS NAO. Right now I really only give a shit about seeing that and umm, HOUSE/CUDDY. JANUARY 19TH, YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY.
I went right to find a download of Hugh on SNL at that community I can't talk about, and it was right on top and zkjdfhgkjdhfgj THE IMAGE FOR IT, CHRIST. I HAD NOT SEEN THE PICTURES AND THEY'RE SO GOOFY AND ADORABLE AND I DIED. How I am supposed to wait like 2 hours for this shit to download I DO NOT KNOW. I AM PSYYYCHED.
So then I thought "OH OH. I WILL GO FLIST. AND I WILL SEE HOW HE DID BECAUSE SURELY PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT IT"
And then oh, people said he was adorable but FUCK THAT BECAUSE I FORGOT TO REMOVE house_spoiler FROM MY FLIST AND THIS WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE DEVOID OF CUT. BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A SPOILER. I have decided, it totally doesn't break my rules because it is a SUMMARY. Even if it IS one line and even if it DID come from Wikipedia (like seriously, could this BE less reliable? No). YOU GUYYYYS DHFGSJHGDFJAHDF;
"House suddenly feels a lack of pain in his leg. He and Cuddy explore their relationship while Foreman and Thirteen explore theirs."
FOREMAN/THIRTEEN, YOU GUYS! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
J/K. Obviously, my God.
Seriously, though. I see this being in no way medically viable but I don't give a shit HOW cracked out the medicine on this show is. I don't watch for the Goddamn medicine. To quote;
Evan: How can you watch that stuff?
House: 'Cause it's awesome.
Evan: It's preposterous. Not one real moment since I've been on the show.
House: As opposed to shows that represent the world exactly like it is. Like... I can't think of any
So there. If I wanted to see ~real~ medical drama, I'd go sit in my local A&E. I feel sad for people who watch this and do nothing but whine about the medical inaccuracies. Don't care. 'cause it's awesome. I love House and his magically regenerating nerves and stuff.
Look, I do not give a shit if this is fake, because I'm excited for it based on the promo alone, BUT. ASSUMING THIS IS ACCURATE (and it makes sense based on the title, at least - and we know the boreteen part is true because we have promos that are basically evidence of it). HOUSE, CUDDY? I KNOW YOU PROBABLY WON'T. BUT.
KINDLY HAVE SEX. Lots of it. All kinds of really epic sex that would normally not be viable. Like, oh idk, SHOWER SEX, ANYONE? Though I highly doubt they'd get away with THAT on FOX :(
And again, assuming this is accurate - they "explore" their relationship? I mean fuck, I expected there to be SOMETHING in the next episode or so, I expected subtle changes and developments, but nothing so overt that they'd explain it in a plot summary as them exploring their relationship. I am at a point with this season that I think they could do basically anything with them and I would want to kiss them on the mouth for it.
Goddamn, you guys, look at this fuckery. THAT BABY IS RUINING EVERYTHING. GTFO, BABY D:
In unrelated and less flaily news, yesterday I did like, fuck all. I woke up at like 8am because I went to sleep as soon as I got in from work and only woke up for an hour at 9pm to eat and post an entry. I bummed around online forever and lol, communicated with Rachel via MSN before I went downstairs and we watched the new episode of The Office that she'd not seen yet. It's so much more fun watching it with other people, seriously. But she said she doesn't feel at all bad for Andy because it's Andy (even though she loves him, idek). Harsh. Then a Christmas episode of Frasier was on and we watched dumb shit on Youtube until dinner was ready. We watched the video of that girl freaking out over people bashing Breaking Dawn because we saw the Twilight trailer and I was like "SHDFSF YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS, YOU WILL LOVE IT" and she needs a new book to read so she's gonna read Twilight for the lolz, I think. I hope she does because I want her to understand why I lol every time the trailer comes on the TV.
Then we all watched The X-Factor final - well done England, you picked the right one :) HOW CUTE WAS ALEX SINGING WITH BEYONCE? How completely overwhelmed she was and she couldn't even get the words out and Beyoncé was ADORABLE trying to encourage her, God. Shaking her arm and God God, I'm not even a fan of Beyoncé, but that was amazing. And for Alex to get to sing with her idol like that. Beautiful.
Click to viewSIMON was fucking adorable all night, he took losing really well and was genuinely glad that she won, and SO cute with Cheryl. I loved how they were standing together with his arm around her at the end, and when he mouthed "well done" and then later when he said "I'm so proud of you, kid" ♥ and all the hugging throughout. Goorgeouuus. And ILF Cheryl, so it was all rather glorious.
Then Rachel put on the last disc of season 4 of The Office and I was EXHAUSTED but ended up watching right through to the middle of Goodbye Toby before I thought I might die.
I ALSO downloaded Milk, Frost/Nixon and Being John Malkovich, I am EXCITED. In terms of the former two - OH, AWARDS SEASON. IFLU AND YOUR DVD SCREENERS. You make it more viable for me to see all the contenders, lol.
I honestly only really typed all that to pass the time because GOD, THIS SNL DOWNLOAD IS TAKING FOREVAR AND I AM ALL RESTLESS NAO. Right now I really only give a shit about seeing that and umm, HOUSE/CUDDY. JANUARY 19TH, YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY.