I got tired of creating sims, so I loaded it up and turned free will on.
This was a mistake.
Turned free will on, while they were all still crowded in the room I stuck them in to take their pictures. And oh my God. Pictures are clickable for bigger versions.
First up: Draco and James chat about ladies' shoes, while Harry is sad. Draco and James have INSANELY HIGH CHEMISTRY, because Draco is a hoe and James is a Pleasure sim and Romance sims like Pleasure sims and Draco also has a "massive attraction" aspiration bonus. That's probably why they got along well right away.
I expected everybody to try for their first kisses right away. What I didn't expect was how they'd pair up. Both Lily and Sirius tried Remus but
I tried to stop it, but I was too late. What the hell.
They already know they're supposed to be married because (insert long explanation of my cheaty methods here), so they skipped right into being gross married weirdos.
Well at least these couplings are normal! Teddy/Luna and Regulus2/Alice OTP
Swung the camera around, caught Petunia phasing Regulus' foot through the wall, Harry is still sad, and Sirius (high as a kite, as usual) nodding approvingly at Lily/Remus. Literally. Sirius what.
Harry is still sad.
wait WHAT. WHAT IS THIS. YOU BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER STOP
NO NEVILLE THAT'S THE WRONG ONE
YOU'RE COUSINS
And then there's this. Harry started it.
They flirted a little bit, which is better than nothing I guess
YOU'RE ALSO COUSINS (I forgot to remove Darien and Amaryllis' mystery sim first kiss memories, so they immediately got slutty. Oh God.)
I sent them into the kitchen to be alone and see what happened. I set her starting relationship pretty low, but his at +100 with a "crush" flag, and fully expected her to turn him down. Instead, she let him jump on her. Kanyeshrug.png
"YOUR MOM'S HOT AND THAT'S REALLY DISTURBING TBH"
Petunia's making the same face I was making.
Got sick of their shit and sent them to their dorm rooms to go to sleep. Note the poster.
The sun was coming up and Madisim still hadn't had her first kiss, so I sent them to their room. And they hugged. (I left up the UI so you could see her current attraction scores.)
Sirius didn't get a special first kiss, because Remus kissed his arm as soon as they were alone. I didn't expect this, because Remus is super shy. But it's much better than Remus/Lily oh my GOD
Upon being left alone, James finally kissed her instead of tickling Draco. (Note his attraction scores.)
Got tired of waiting and told her to kiss him. Finally.
Before all that, though, I started the dorm across the street:
Andromeda Black, in the middle of working out because an angry black coach told her to. Just like the original HP sims!
Bellatrix, who says YOU SPENT AN HOUR RETEXTURING MY PROPER HAIR AND THEN FORGOT TO PUT IT IN BEFORE YOU LOADED UP AND I AM VERY UPSET ABOUT NOT HAVING THE RIGHT HAIR STYLE AND ALSO I DON'T WANT THOSE KIDS TAKE THEM BACK
Carina Lestrange, one of Bellatrix' twins. Her hair took me three years to get right. She wears a studded leather jacket, and apparently likes elephants.
Castor Lestrange, who looks a little spacey tbh
Chariclo Tonks, the second of Andromeda and Ted's kids. Andromeda and Ted had I think over ten kids in the other neighborhood, but I decided to just bring over one of them because otherwise I'd be here for the next six months importing kids I barely remember. Nah. I'll probably bring one or two of them over at some point, because the three hundred Weasleys will need SOMEBODY to marry.
Nymphadora Tonks, brought over from the first HP neighborhood. She and her sister will be changing hair colors with their outfits. She says hi.
There's supposed to be a picture of Rodolphus here, but I forgot to save his picture. Oops.
And Ted Tonks, who says "this isn't my final hairstyle, right? Right?" yeah that's not my final choice, but I don't have anything better yet. I mean, it's not bad, or I wouldn't have it in my game, but idk if it suits him. We'll see!
There are still approx. six thousand Weasleys and several other families left to import. There are so many Weasleys. I actually had two other neighborhoods that had Arthur and Molly, so I'm attached to their extra kids. (Lily and James also had about twelve hundred kids, so expect a few of them to pop up at some point.) I'd like to start shooting this as more of a srs bsns thing soon (I WANT ANGST AND SHIT EVERYBODY STOP GETTING ALONG IMMEDIATELY except Harry and Draco, carry on, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES ACTING REALISTICALLY)
...I probably need to check my hack settings.