PROLOGUE 1
In which I finally show you the first batch of sims. Just an introductory post, no cool plot stuff or funny hijinks or whatever. Just showing how they're all related and how they're all reacting to this new situation.
PORTRAITS
I just paused and swung the camera around to catch them doing their idles, so these are all candid and different sizes and stuff. Some of them don't have their proper outfits and many don't have their accessories. Most of them are wearing makeup from like 5 years ago and I regret my choices, but I'ma live with them. Pictures are thumbnails.
Alice Potter, who is kinda derpy-looking. Everyone loves Alice! Alice is sad her brother doesn't know her, but will soldier on with her enormous crush on Madi's sassy gay brother. From Universe 2, the one where no one betrayed anyone and everyone had lots of kids and everything was great.
Amaryllis Malfoy, Harry and Draco's daughter and Darien's twin, who is shocked that there's a universe where her dads hate each other. Also, she has a really small nose. From Universe 2.5, which is the same universe Alice etc come from, except further in the future.
Darien Malfoy, Harry and Draco's son and Amaryllis' twin, who would also be shocked about his dads if being shocked wasn't so mainstream. Really misses his hipster scarf. (He'll get it back soon.) Universe 2.5.
Draco Malfoy, who is extremely perturbed about his alleged future children and husband, and is even more perturbed about how secretly glad he is. Still sleeps under a large Nemesis poster. His father would be hearing about this, except that his father thinks this is all fantastic and is totally ruining everything UGH POTTER THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
From Universe 1.5, the one where everyone is betrayed and Harry is an orphan and they hate each other.
Draco's Nemesis Poster Malfoy, which still exists. Just wanted you to know that. From Universe 1.5.
Dudley Black, from Universe 2. Son of Petunia and Regulus Black. Finds it sad that his cousin hates him, but is even more disturbed by the fact that his alternate self is super fat. Gross. (He's sweet, but also a dick. It happens.) Also has really soft lips, for some reason. Doesn't think Harry is a waste of space. From Universe 2.
Harry Potter, who wishes his life would stop being weird for like five seconds IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK FOR, DAMN. Deeply disturbed by his alleged future relationship, and is trying really hard not to think about whether or not he has to have sex with Draco Malfoy so that his children won't disappear or something. Is pretty excited to have siblings now, though, even though it is weird that Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom technically don't exist and are actually just his siblings now. What even. WHERE ARE RON AND HERMIONE?? From Universe 1.5.
Hyacinth Black, Dudley's sister, who is just kind of rolling with this whole thing. It's whatever. As long as she gets to grow up and rule the world, it's fine. Is probably gonna grow up to be a bitch, but like in a cool way. (is a child, not a weird-looking adult, btw). From Universe 2.
James Potter, who will get back to you when he stops being excited about how there are at least two timelines where he hella bangs Lily Evans.
From Universe 1 (the past of Universe 1.5).
Lily Evans, who is quietly pleased that this means James will grow up and they're gonna be super happy and her sister doesn't hate her and she has grandbabies YES and her future self was totally gonna be a badass but now she doesn't even have to and no one is gonna betray anyone THIS IS SO GREAT EVERYTHING IS SO GREAT RIGHT NOW PS REMUS/SIRIUS OTP4E LOLOLOLOL I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE CANON LOL
From Universe 1.
Lucius Malfoy, who says WELL OF COURSE I MARRIED NARCISSA AND WE HAD A REALLY ATTRACTIVE AND SUCCESSFUL CHILD. MY LEVEL OF SURPRISE IS 0. LESS THAN ZERO. I AM LESS THAN 0 SURPRISED THAT MY CHILD IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND I DID SUCH A GREAT JOB. I AM SO GREAT. DO I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY SON'S GAY MARRIAGE? LOOK AS LONG AS IT'S NOT A WEASLEY IT'S FINE IT'S WHATEVER LIKE LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. BESIDES, MY GRANDKIDS ARE SO GREAT. LOOK AT THEM. I AM SO AWESOME. Also doesn't actually want to hear about "this", whatever "this" is, but will indulge him because he is a good dad. THE BEST DAD. Just the greatest - you have never seen fatherhood like this, believe me. From Universe 2.
Luna Potter, who always kinda knew there was another version of her that was even crazier. Getting to know her parents as young people is super cool, and getting to know newHarry is super fun. This is great. 100% sure she's totally gonna marry Teddy Black. Used to have a different hairstyle but I haven't retextured it yet so she gets this and will deal with it. From Universe 2.
Madi Evanna Black, who finds it weird that her parents aren't being total gross weirdos in love all over each other. Really just wants to be left alone to play with her gameboy/Neville/both. Loves her sassy gay brother. This is probably the only time she's ever smiled.
alternate picture:
From Universe 2.
Narcissa Black, who, like her future husband, is not surprised at the way things have turned out (will turn out. whatever). Is pleased she doesn't even have to do the whole parenting thing now. Says holy shit, look at how beautiful her son is. Like. Holy shit you guys. From Universe 2.
Neville Potter, who is really confused and a little scared and has only just realized he has no eyebrows (I fixed this, because eyebrows are really important to Madisim). Really just wants to play with his gameboy/Madi/both. From Universe 2.
Petunia Evans, who is 1. pleased she gets to marry Regulus and become a Black, and 2. laughed for 15 minutes straight when she found out her alternate self was married to a fat asshole and had no magic. It was the first time she laughed in her entire life. Like, oh my God, that poor bitch I am so glad I'm me and not her lolololol
She actually likes her sister and her nephews and nieces, though. Totally wishes she was a Black sister. From Universe 2.
Regulus Black the Elder, who is super chill and doesn't really give 2 shits what timeline they're in. Is really glad he doesn't have to betray a dark lord with a house elf, but like, he totally would. From Universe 2.
Regulus Black the Younger, Madi's sassy gay brother, who nevertheless harbors a gigantic crush on Alice Potter. It's complicated. Or bisexual. Whatever. From Universe 2.
Remus Lupin, our Moony, who is disturbed by how horrific his potential future was going to be, and is also worried that now he has to deal with the fact that he and Sirius are totally canon and he no longer has any excuse to hide it. RELATIONSHIPS ARE SCARY AND HE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND READ A NICE BOOK OR SOMETHING AND HE DID NOT SIGN UP FOR ALL THESE FEELINGS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Thinks his future kids are pretty neat tho. From Universe 1.
Scorpius Malfoy, aka bbscorp, aka the greatest, who is really sad his dads hate each other and for some reason seems to be trying to climb into one of his dads' pocket. From Universe 2.5
Sirius Black, who, like James (friendTP) will get back to us when he comes down from whatever beautiful drug he's on. The drug may just be that he's excited there's at least 2 timelines where he gets to hella bang Remus. Also like he has kids or whatever that's pretty cool probably
From Universe 1.
Teddy Black, Madi's other sassy gay brother. Has a huge crush on Luna. Wishes his outfit were purple. Also finds it weird his dads haven't jumped each other yet but it's whatever like it's none of his business THEY ARE HIS PARENTS
From Universe 2.
Man that was a lot of typing, I forgot how hard this was. BUT ANYWAY. I'm still grafting together family trees and setting up their starting relationships (shit's gonna be so great). And, of course, we're missing a huge chunk of our already large cast. We're missing Narcissa's sisters and their husbands and kids, and we're missing the like six hundred Weasleys (there are so many Weasleys). And Hermione! And Harry and Ginny's future kid, which will complicate Harry and Draco's delicate nemesiship! THE DRAMA.
PORTRAITS
I just paused and swung the camera around to catch them doing their idles, so these are all candid and different sizes and stuff. Some of them don't have their proper outfits and many don't have their accessories. Most of them are wearing makeup from like 5 years ago and I regret my choices, but I'ma live with them. Pictures are thumbnails.
Alice Potter, who is kinda derpy-looking. Everyone loves Alice! Alice is sad her brother doesn't know her, but will soldier on with her enormous crush on Madi's sassy gay brother. From Universe 2, the one where no one betrayed anyone and everyone had lots of kids and everything was great.
Amaryllis Malfoy, Harry and Draco's daughter and Darien's twin, who is shocked that there's a universe where her dads hate each other. Also, she has a really small nose. From Universe 2.5, which is the same universe Alice etc come from, except further in the future.
Darien Malfoy, Harry and Draco's son and Amaryllis' twin, who would also be shocked about his dads if being shocked wasn't so mainstream. Really misses his hipster scarf. (He'll get it back soon.) Universe 2.5.
Draco Malfoy, who is extremely perturbed about his alleged future children and husband, and is even more perturbed about how secretly glad he is. Still sleeps under a large Nemesis poster. His father would be hearing about this, except that his father thinks this is all fantastic and is totally ruining everything UGH POTTER THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
From Universe 1.5, the one where everyone is betrayed and Harry is an orphan and they hate each other.
Draco's Nemesis Poster Malfoy, which still exists. Just wanted you to know that. From Universe 1.5.
Dudley Black, from Universe 2. Son of Petunia and Regulus Black. Finds it sad that his cousin hates him, but is even more disturbed by the fact that his alternate self is super fat. Gross. (He's sweet, but also a dick. It happens.) Also has really soft lips, for some reason. Doesn't think Harry is a waste of space. From Universe 2.
Harry Potter, who wishes his life would stop being weird for like five seconds IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK FOR, DAMN. Deeply disturbed by his alleged future relationship, and is trying really hard not to think about whether or not he has to have sex with Draco Malfoy so that his children won't disappear or something. Is pretty excited to have siblings now, though, even though it is weird that Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom technically don't exist and are actually just his siblings now. What even. WHERE ARE RON AND HERMIONE?? From Universe 1.5.
Hyacinth Black, Dudley's sister, who is just kind of rolling with this whole thing. It's whatever. As long as she gets to grow up and rule the world, it's fine. Is probably gonna grow up to be a bitch, but like in a cool way. (is a child, not a weird-looking adult, btw). From Universe 2.
James Potter, who will get back to you when he stops being excited about how there are at least two timelines where he hella bangs Lily Evans.
From Universe 1 (the past of Universe 1.5).
Lily Evans, who is quietly pleased that this means James will grow up and they're gonna be super happy and her sister doesn't hate her and she has grandbabies YES and her future self was totally gonna be a badass but now she doesn't even have to and no one is gonna betray anyone THIS IS SO GREAT EVERYTHING IS SO GREAT RIGHT NOW PS REMUS/SIRIUS OTP4E LOLOLOLOL I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE CANON LOL
From Universe 1.
Lucius Malfoy, who says WELL OF COURSE I MARRIED NARCISSA AND WE HAD A REALLY ATTRACTIVE AND SUCCESSFUL CHILD. MY LEVEL OF SURPRISE IS 0. LESS THAN ZERO. I AM LESS THAN 0 SURPRISED THAT MY CHILD IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND I DID SUCH A GREAT JOB. I AM SO GREAT. DO I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY SON'S GAY MARRIAGE? LOOK AS LONG AS IT'S NOT A WEASLEY IT'S FINE IT'S WHATEVER LIKE LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. BESIDES, MY GRANDKIDS ARE SO GREAT. LOOK AT THEM. I AM SO AWESOME. Also doesn't actually want to hear about "this", whatever "this" is, but will indulge him because he is a good dad. THE BEST DAD. Just the greatest - you have never seen fatherhood like this, believe me. From Universe 2.
Luna Potter, who always kinda knew there was another version of her that was even crazier. Getting to know her parents as young people is super cool, and getting to know newHarry is super fun. This is great. 100% sure she's totally gonna marry Teddy Black. Used to have a different hairstyle but I haven't retextured it yet so she gets this and will deal with it. From Universe 2.
Madi Evanna Black, who finds it weird that her parents aren't being total gross weirdos in love all over each other. Really just wants to be left alone to play with her gameboy/Neville/both. Loves her sassy gay brother. This is probably the only time she's ever smiled.
alternate picture:
From Universe 2.
Narcissa Black, who, like her future husband, is not surprised at the way things have turned out (will turn out. whatever). Is pleased she doesn't even have to do the whole parenting thing now. Says holy shit, look at how beautiful her son is. Like. Holy shit you guys. From Universe 2.
Neville Potter, who is really confused and a little scared and has only just realized he has no eyebrows (I fixed this, because eyebrows are really important to Madisim). Really just wants to play with his gameboy/Madi/both. From Universe 2.
Petunia Evans, who is 1. pleased she gets to marry Regulus and become a Black, and 2. laughed for 15 minutes straight when she found out her alternate self was married to a fat asshole and had no magic. It was the first time she laughed in her entire life. Like, oh my God, that poor bitch I am so glad I'm me and not her lolololol
She actually likes her sister and her nephews and nieces, though. Totally wishes she was a Black sister. From Universe 2.
Regulus Black the Elder, who is super chill and doesn't really give 2 shits what timeline they're in. Is really glad he doesn't have to betray a dark lord with a house elf, but like, he totally would. From Universe 2.
Regulus Black the Younger, Madi's sassy gay brother, who nevertheless harbors a gigantic crush on Alice Potter. It's complicated. Or bisexual. Whatever. From Universe 2.
Remus Lupin, our Moony, who is disturbed by how horrific his potential future was going to be, and is also worried that now he has to deal with the fact that he and Sirius are totally canon and he no longer has any excuse to hide it. RELATIONSHIPS ARE SCARY AND HE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND READ A NICE BOOK OR SOMETHING AND HE DID NOT SIGN UP FOR ALL THESE FEELINGS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Thinks his future kids are pretty neat tho. From Universe 1.
Scorpius Malfoy, aka bbscorp, aka the greatest, who is really sad his dads hate each other and for some reason seems to be trying to climb into one of his dads' pocket. From Universe 2.5
Sirius Black, who, like James (friendTP) will get back to us when he comes down from whatever beautiful drug he's on. The drug may just be that he's excited there's at least 2 timelines where he gets to hella bang Remus. Also like he has kids or whatever that's pretty cool probably
From Universe 1.
Teddy Black, Madi's other sassy gay brother. Has a huge crush on Luna. Wishes his outfit were purple. Also finds it weird his dads haven't jumped each other yet but it's whatever like it's none of his business THEY ARE HIS PARENTS
From Universe 2.
Man that was a lot of typing, I forgot how hard this was. BUT ANYWAY. I'm still grafting together family trees and setting up their starting relationships (shit's gonna be so great). And, of course, we're missing a huge chunk of our already large cast. We're missing Narcissa's sisters and their husbands and kids, and we're missing the like six hundred Weasleys (there are so many Weasleys). And Hermione! And Harry and Ginny's future kid, which will complicate Harry and Draco's delicate nemesiship! THE DRAMA.