AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
There's a giant ROACH on the CEILING but I have a CATHEDRAL CEILING and it's all the way up near the POINT so I can't REACH IT EVEN IF I CONDONED THE KILLING OF INSECTS AND I just tried to get it with the vacuum cleaner but the tube doesn't go that high so I just kind of stood there willing it to drop in but I couldn't actually turn it on because it's after midnight and I can't make noise and it's A BIG ROACH but maybe it's young because I've seen bigger but IT'S ON MY CEILING AND WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE A CATHEDRAL CEILING IN THE LIVING ROOM WHERE ROACHES CAN GO UP IN THE POINTS and I'm running out of ideas now and I wish I could just shoo it out the door so it can go chill with that cricket outside my bedroom window that hasn't stopped chirping for two days now AHHHHHHHH DAMN YOU COCKROACH.
-12:40 AM
EDIT: AAAAAH OH MY GOD IT MOVED BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE MAYBE IT WENT IN THE AIR CONDITIONING VENT BUT I'D THINK THAT WOULD BE TOO WINDY BUT AHHHHH WHERE IS IT NOW?
-12:58 AM
EDIT 2: THE ROACH IS BACK AND NOW IT'S CLOSER TO ME AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AND IT'S DARK AND A ROACH IS STALKING ME HELP.
-12:40 AM
EDIT: AAAAAH OH MY GOD IT MOVED BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE MAYBE IT WENT IN THE AIR CONDITIONING VENT BUT I'D THINK THAT WOULD BE TOO WINDY BUT AHHHHH WHERE IS IT NOW?
-12:58 AM
EDIT 2: THE ROACH IS BACK AND NOW IT'S CLOSER TO ME AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AND IT'S DARK AND A ROACH IS STALKING ME HELP.