Things I feel like I'm missing out on by not bothering to check them out yet:
Pottermore: I wasn't going to bother because I'm trying to jump off the HP boat (but can't), it's another big popular thing with humongous tons of people and I'd feel overwhelmed, and I'm still not exactly sure what it's supposed to be yet. That said, um. Anyone on this who can tell me if it's a good time and worth reloading the page eighty dozen times or not?
Thor: This was the summer of too many dicks on the dance floor and I was thinking this movie was more of the same, but I'm getting a lot of praise about it from my friends, even the more critical ones. I feel like I'm going to have to cave and watch it.
Adventure Time: APPARENTLY REALLY HUGE FEMMESLASH FOLLOWING ON THIS CARTOON, WHUT. The only problem is the art, I can't stand it.
Also I am planning on making my very own really pretty frosted cookies with royal icing at some point. If I manage to not fuck it up entirely, I could maybe use them as Christmas presents. (Although if I get it right, I can also see myself frosting stupidly ornate cookies until I can't stop and someone has to drag me off.) Oh, and golden snitch cake pops, I still need to make those.
All that said, look at this:
GOOD GOD THAT IS A DEFIBRILLATOR TOASTER. ALL THE JOY OF AN EMERGENCY ROOM IN YOUR KITCHEN. WITH TOAST.