i have to sprint to the bathroom every 20 minutes to avoid shitting my pants. and then when i get there, it feels like i'm peeing out my butthole.

meanwhile, bianca called and is hanging out with hot lauren as i type. they invited me over, and lauren a) thinks i'm hot and b) offered to be my prom date (cause i guess bianca told her my dillema). but ( Read more... )

Still sick. this really sucks. i'm guessing i have a stomach bug, because i have a) diarrhea and b) i am now EXTREMELY prone to motion sickness. i can barely walk around the house without feeling like i'm going to throw up.

LIST OF THINGS I TURNED DOWN DUE TO LOLWTF SICK:

+ band practice yesterday was the first time riffin showed up in almost a year ( Read more... )

i woke up this morning and INSTANTLY threw up all this nasty red shit. i haven't eaten anything red in a long time. uh-oh ( Read more... )