Malcolm sat in his desolate studio and stared at the beauty of his Celia. She had fair glowing skin, straight black hair and piercing ice blue eyes. He talked to her often and he was never lonely with her there. Though he had many other people around his studio, Celia was his favorite. She always looked as if she took interest in what ( Read more... )

hi. i made a new layout. i think my last post was about a year ago or something.
ok, bye.
-meg.

" Bees. Swarming buzzing bees. Tickling temperamental bees. Bees with ( Read more... )

Besides being fun and coming in various flavors, Jell-O can be used for multiple purposes.

1. Food product. The foremost and possibly most enjoyable use.

2. Sexual type things. This also might fall under food, but it's still a different use.

3. Weapon. You can fling it, shoot it out some kind of jell gun, drown someone, or poison it. This is ( Read more... )

my golf cart is now named chewbaca. you must refer to it as chewbaca or chewy. or if you really want chewbacanate, because it sounds funny.

im sitting here in the dorky emo glasses yvette left here bobbing my head to 99 luftballoons. its freaking a lot of people out. especially since i have this really serious look on my face. this is pretty much the extent of everything i'm doing for new year's eve night.

sleep.

there's no way to prove whether we should keep calling him napoleon

ObsceneIntention: either youd have to seduce him or become a man

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           my anti-drug

hahahaha, i think alli just contradicted herself because i AM a bitch and she does DO a lot of drugs....

on the subject of drugs

na na na na na na na hey juuuuuuuuuude

Katie Beatnik Dew is an.....

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