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Mar 23, 2009 00:41


Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after another person and discovered that it is still warm from their body heat?  I think how you feel about that warmth is a pretty good indication of how you feel about that person.  If you think, "Ewww, residual body heat.  Gross!" then you don't like that person very much.  But if you think, "Aaahhhhh, warm and toasty!" and wiggle a little in the seat to absorb as much heat as possible, you're quite fond of that person.

At work, I have to sit down in a seat that has usually been occupied for the 8 hours prior by my boss, a man that I find, quite frankly, repulsive.  However, since this man is so physically disgusting, leaving so much visible filth that it requires about 15-20 minutes of sanitation to make the desk area useable, all residual body heat has faded from the seat by the time I sit in it.  If I were to accidentally sit in a chair still warm from his heat, I think that I would promptly vomit to demonstrate just how I feel about him.
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