This cold...
...is the worst ever. Usually colds don't bother me much. But my nose has been steadily dripping liquid snot every 2 to 5 minutes, like clockwork, to the point that my nose now burns from the outrage of being blown and molested by tissues (which seemed, at first, reasonably soft, but now feel like burlap). I'm not even sure how or when my lips decided to join the protest, but they are now, suddenly, horribly chapped. And of course, being at work, coating my hands in snot every few minutes is inconvenient, to say the least. At least the ED comes well-equipped with hand-washing liquids of all varieties.