But where is Kimmie Gibbler?
Madness. Sheer madness.
Dave Coulier will be skating with Nancy Kerrigan.
Jodie Sweetin is on meth.
And Kirk Cameron has simply lost his fucking mind.
PREEMPTIVE PS: Yes, I know that Kirk Cameron was never a member of the -Full House- cast.
But his sister Candace was. And Candace Cameron was in -Some Kind of Wonderful- (1987) with Elias Koteas, who was in -Novocaine- (2001) with Kevin Bacon.
So bite it.