Hey everyone! I'm on my second day of an 8 day no school winter break. Yay! Just in time for this celebratory event I broke my back in half, I think, by lifting my bicycle out of the back of the van on Christmas night. I went to the hospital and they shocked me with an electric suction cup for 15 minutes and that didn't do any good. I got some weak drugs too. They don't work either. Pretty much just sitting around hurts, but the best part of all is that WIPING MY ASS hurts in a way that I could never describe. Like being stabbed. It can't be avoided either. It's times like these I wish I had an automatic ass washer. I'm starting to wonder if there isn't something more serious going on in my back that a pulled muscle. It feels like ice picks with fire on them. I was doing ok today until I decided to clean out the closet for fun and now I'm in severe pain. I want it to stop, but at least I got some sick days out of it.
It's cold out and might snow today... probably not though. I think I'm gonna lay down and think about how I don't want to have wipe my ass again. If you look at the diagram below you will see that I have pulled my Ifraspinatus and or Rhomboids (ass wiping muscles) on the right side.