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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I turned cantbehelddown in for littering (3 points). Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole towardthedawn's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I gave son_of_avalon a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in price_onmysoul's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1015 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
itsnotmydestiny