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[itsfrench_bitch]

Good evening Godless sodomites.

It would appear that I am either behind the Iron Curtain, or have been kidnapped by the future overlords of the world. Overlords in the disguise of children that have demon bears for souls and worship heathen golden objects.

I'm looking at you, His Dark Materials series. Or should I say, "Ursidae Manifesto".

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[dead_man_theory]

You're a patriot I take it?

[itsfrench_bitch]

My good man, anyone can be a patriot. I am an American. You only need heart to be a patriot. A true American has balls.

[dead_man_theory]

Oh well that's a relief. I'm going to harbor a guess and say you're not someone from the orange clan.

[itsfrench_bitch]

Orange clan? Terrorists, I presume.

[dead_man_theory]

Back in my world they were a world government that took over almost everything. They came close to enslaving the entire world too including America.

[itsfrench_bitch]

And surely great America was responsible for saving the world.

...Wait, your world? So I guess I really am behind the Iron Curtain. Yugoslavia, perhaps?

[dead_man_theory]

Rather a certain American was, but his name slips my memory.

They call this place Wonderland, and people from all different worlds are pulled here. Don't be too shocked if you meet a couple of dragons, some talking lions, and some weird goat thing.

[itsfrench_bitch]

This "Wonderland". Is it a democracy? Ally nation? And are there... bears here?

[dead_man_theory]

It's more like an anarchy. There's no government or police force here. People seem to go by the law of revenge here.

I haven't seen any bears here.

[itsfrench_bitch]

...

I see.

Hmmm not much different than home then, is it?

I may have my work cut out for me while I'm here. But I appreciate your honesty, and if you wish to join me on any of my noble crusades, you are more than welcome to.

No bears? Then this "nation" is already a brighter place.

[dead_man_theory]

Noble crusades? I'm still trying to find a way home to my wife and our future child.

[itsfrench_bitch]

Oh, just like our Troops then.

Very well, fight on soldier. Fight on and conquer for your freedom!

[dead_man_theory]

Umm, right, ok.