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Title: Delivered to the Door
Author: mad_jaks
Characters: Jack, Owen, Ianto
Genre: Drabble
Rating: G
Prompt: tw100: lost in translation
Beta: The impressively speedy verasteine
Notes: Any remaining errors are the publishers...
Disclaimer: Not mine - making no money
Delivered to the Door
“Fourth lot this week!” Owen smirked at the squad of would-be invaders crowded into the small space. Without lowering his gun, he relieved the nearest alien of its data device and tossed it at Jack.
“Like fish in a barrel. Literally!” Jack caught it one-handed, thumbed it on, glanced at the screen and, grinning, passed it to Ianto. “‘Populated Planets Guide’, again. Tell Tosh.”
Halfway through the door, Ianto paused as a series of what sounded like glottal stops strung together with spit filled the air.
“Tourist Information.” Jack was apparently trying not to laugh, and failing. “Tourist. Not Terrorist.”
Author: mad_jaks
Characters: Jack, Owen, Ianto
Genre: Drabble
Rating: G
Prompt: tw100: lost in translation
Beta: The impressively speedy verasteine
Notes: Any remaining errors are the publishers...
Disclaimer: Not mine - making no money
Delivered to the Door
“Fourth lot this week!” Owen smirked at the squad of would-be invaders crowded into the small space. Without lowering his gun, he relieved the nearest alien of its data device and tossed it at Jack.
“Like fish in a barrel. Literally!” Jack caught it one-handed, thumbed it on, glanced at the screen and, grinning, passed it to Ianto. “‘Populated Planets Guide’, again. Tell Tosh.”
Halfway through the door, Ianto paused as a series of what sounded like glottal stops strung together with spit filled the air.
“Tourist Information.” Jack was apparently trying not to laugh, and failing. “Tourist. Not Terrorist.”