Title: Fabric, Label, Scissors
Author:
mad_jaksCharacters: Six, Peri
Genre: drabble, gen, humour
Rating: G
Prompt:
dw100: laundry
Summary: Doctors, you have to keep an eye on them, or they do *stuff*
Notes: It was going to be Peri, she had the right sort of upbringing after all, but it felt like bashing...
Disclaimer: Not mine - making no money
Beta: Whoever gets here first, please beta me?
Fabric, Label, Scissors
The Doctor was buried up to his knees.
*Snip* *Snip* *Snip*
It was, possibly, the worst act of barbarism Peri had yet seen.
“Stop! Oh, please, do stop!”
Unbelievably, there was silence. Then-.
“Why Peri, what on earth’s the matter with you?”
“I come in here and find you... Like this... And-”
*SNIP*
“Just trying to be useful. Laundry! I thought, that’s the place to start.”
“And shredding your clothes?
“I’m not entirely incompetent you know, I did read the label-”
He obviously had, it was right there, balanced on his knee.
“-and it quite distinctly says, 'Keep colours separate'.”