044. presents!

Dec 24, 2011 22:42

[Sup, guys. Santana is not exactly the gift-giving type, but she went out on a limb and risked her reputation this year by giving some people stuff anyway. Sure, most of them are rather insulting on the surface, but it's the...thought that counts, right? The following people will find stuff in bags outside their door on Christmas Eve night.]

slightly more people than one would think! )

eway: evelyn, post: eway, eway: george, eway: dean, eway: john, eway: beiste, eway: puck

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libraritology December 25 2011, 15:11:43 UTC
...Please tell me these aren't- Are these meant to be worn?

[The corset makes sense, but the rest is...what...how...are these brassieres?]

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itsahotone December 25 2011, 18:59:00 UTC
Uh, yeah, obviously.

[Come on now.]

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libraritology December 26 2011, 05:48:34 UTC
...they're very small.

[Her tone has a certain "Are you sure they'll even fit?" ring to it.]

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itsahotone December 26 2011, 05:55:49 UTC
That's the point, Cleo. It's supposed to be sexy.

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libraritology December 26 2011, 06:16:26 UTC
And why would I want my underthings to be sexy if they're under my clothes?

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itsahotone December 26 2011, 06:20:36 UTC
[This. Face.]

Because one day, you may wanna take your clothes off in front of another human being, and the idea is to keep them turned on, not make them laugh at your usual underwear.

[She may have looked up the subject. Be impressed.]

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1/2 libraritology December 26 2011, 06:28:54 UTC
[This face.]

Give me a moment.

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2/2 libraritology December 26 2011, 06:29:23 UTC
[And so Evelyn disappears from the video frame for around thirty seconds, returning as soon as she's wrangled the new brassiere on and buttoned her blouse back over it.

...wow, the support is a lot better in thi- That's not the point.]

This isn't...actually...bad.

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itsahotone December 26 2011, 06:34:06 UTC
[Santana takes a nice, obvious look at her chest.]

And I bet it looks hot, too. You're welcome.

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libraritology December 26 2011, 06:45:20 UTC
Thank you.

[She thinks. Evelyn is still trying to get over her hang-ups about the differences in time periods, and it's hard when everything she does feels so dated.

And despite the unusual tightness, this brassiere is a lot better and she might just invest in more of them.]

...I'm not updating my entire wardrobe, you know, but this-

[Is nice.]

-thank you.

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itsahotone December 26 2011, 06:50:40 UTC
[a shrug.]

Just be sure to actually wear it when The Time comes.

[Obviously, the capital letters are clear in her tone.]

Tell him to enjoy.

[smirk~]

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libraritology December 26 2011, 07:32:03 UTC
Of course.

[And by "Of course," Evelyn really means "YES THANK YOU THE TIME I'VE GOT IT NOW."

She will just be switching off her feed, thanks.]

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