044. presents!
[Sup, guys. Santana is not exactly the gift-giving type, but she went out on a limb and risked her reputation this year by giving some people stuff anyway. Sure, most of them are rather insulting on the surface, but it's the...thought that counts, right? The following people will find stuff in bags outside their door on Christmas Eve night.]
Dean: a CD of songs, sung by Santana herself. Songs that Dean hates, in genres that he loathes. The last song, however, will be one of his very favorites.
Kurt: grown-up replicas of these fashionable accessories, plus a tutu, just because she can.
John: a bright blue helmet, to protect his head from probably running/flying into walls and shit.
Puck: a bunch of toy dinosaurs, plus an IOU for...something dirty. Shh.
Quinn: blonde hair dye, because come on, girl. It's about time she get back to normal.
Evelyn: some tasteful clothing. You know, for--
Philip: a couple very helpful books.
George: this book, for reasons.
Dave: a jock strap. No, really. HE KNOWS WHY.
Beiste: a huge cookbook of southern-y recipes. Why not.
Phil: ...apparently a nude picture is in there. If not nude, then almost-nude.
MellenKurt: this book.
Saintana: this not at all scarring book.
[Meanwhile, Saintana will be giving every.single.person homemade cookies of multiple flavors. Even Phil the people she doesn't really like much. The people she's closer to will get more things, whatever those may be.]
Dean: a CD of songs, sung by Santana herself. Songs that Dean hates, in genres that he loathes. The last song, however, will be one of his very favorites.
Kurt: grown-up replicas of these fashionable accessories, plus a tutu, just because she can.
John: a bright blue helmet, to protect his head from probably running/flying into walls and shit.
Puck: a bunch of toy dinosaurs, plus an IOU for...something dirty. Shh.
Quinn: blonde hair dye, because come on, girl. It's about time she get back to normal.
Evelyn: some tasteful clothing. You know, for--
Philip: a couple very helpful books.
George: this book, for reasons.
Dave: a jock strap. No, really. HE KNOWS WHY.
Beiste: a huge cookbook of southern-y recipes. Why not.
Phil: ...apparently a nude picture is in there. If not nude, then almost-nude.
MellenKurt: this book.
Saintana: this not at all scarring book.
[Meanwhile, Saintana will be giving every.single.person homemade cookies of multiple flavors. Even Phil the people she doesn't really like much. The people she's closer to will get more things, whatever those may be.]