Writer's Block: A Conspiracy of Beards

Nov 03, 2008 18:46

I think I was totally born in the right month! Man, I love a nice beard! I just think that all men SHOULD have beards, I think mostly everyone looks better with one (unless you cannot grow one, or grow one without giant bald patches appearing, or unfortunately happen to be a lady). I appreciate the various forms a beard can take, but I'm more partial to those not involving a moustache. I mean if you got the whole thing, rock it (I mean it looks great, I just don't want to be making out with your moustache all on my lips...ugh) but I think the best beard for me is the moustache-less beard. Goatees are also on the lame side (they make me think of like Korn, Creed and their creepy fans with giant pants), but on the right person they can certainly look wonderful.

What can I say, I'm a facial-hair fan, and if I were a dude I'd probably rock a fierce ZZ-top-esque beard. November fucking rules -- my birthday and FUCKING BEARDS!

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