teh cruise version 2.0 gf edition

[its_our_time]

god damn im sitting at work not knowing how to work since i did just have 10 days off. 5 of which i spent getting fat as fuck on a boat the weighs 138,000 tons and 1020 feet long, this damn thing was so big we literally didnt see the entire boat. i know i gained plenty of weight since i had to be fitted for my tux and i gained inches to my waist and my uniform pants wont button. so now its time to come out of vacation mood and get to that super nice gym we have and bust ass.

but for now here are some pictures.

teh room






leaving port









teh boat















formal night:
stuntin






i like big butts.



it got nasty after this.









cozumel mexico
at port.






where we swam with dolphins



dolphins






she was proablly mad at me for something.






some where in cozumel



fucking stoners



back at port






belize city.






private island where we changed to go snorkel






where they threw us overboard at there barrier reef.









leaving belize



tiny little islands were every where






i try to squish you.



stupid
fucking titanic and me being fat as fuck at the end of teh trip



fucking monkey



fucking elephant



this look like marge simpson



fucking dawg



fucking cuba



fucking idiot



fucking wild hogs



fucking what?



fucking chicken



mr. bojangles



pictures i wish i had:

the 2000 + old people who were on the verge of dying.
the 10 or so people missing arms legs and both
the obese
the lady with no neck
the old people fucking in the shower
the people missing the boat
throwing shit overboard

i had so much more to say.