Keller and Dave just called me in to watch a "show" they were putting on.

Dave must have been the director/mastermind, because Keller was the only one with a pillow and some laundry shoved all up in his t-shirt. He (Keller) then busted into the Thriller dance and ended up with something that looked a little like the Macarena.

aiight.

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from down the hall - really really loud - keller:

Sit around dida dant dant dant
Back to school and a side of fit
ain’t no hole in that girl
ain’t no hole in that girl

Sung to the tune of Gwen Stefani’s Holla Back Girl

Today was a cuss-free day at preschool - as far as *they* know.

Yesterday while I was talking to Keller about the whole A**hole ordeal, he asked if he could call her a grasshole instead.

Me: NO!

Him: Then how about grasshopper?

Keller attends Windsor CHIRSTIAN preschool. I got to have a nice chat with the Director of the school today.

Apparently, Keller called a sweet little pigtailed girl an A**hole when she tried to take his toy.

Nice.