RE: Mercs 3D

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I CANNOT QUIT THIS GAME.

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So, uh. Quick first impressions:

-OMG CLAIRE IS SO ADORABLE I LOVE HER. \o/

-Yes, Jill pulled off the Head Grab in the skirt. What's more, it looks believable. U GO GURL.

-OKAY YOU CHAINSAW-WIELDING SPAZTASTIC ALBINO JACKASS. STOP TRYING TO START THINGS WITH ME RIGHT OFF THE BAT WITH YOUR INSTA-RECOVERY BS. B|

-NO REAPERS. THANK YOOOOOOOOU.

...Yeah, that's it. Full review later.