BABY HEADCANON CHATLOGS
SOME BACKGROUND: Tomo essayed on Viper and Reborn, and then I essayed back, and then I distracted us with visions of reborn and colonello having sex.
This lead to me and my wife DISCUSSING THINGS and we eventually got onto the subject of how the Reborn/Colonello/Viper threesome originally happened, which is to say, how the BET that started the threesome came about. From there we went onto how Reborn first met Colonello and broke his straight in a meticulous and manipulative manner. THESE ARE VERY LONG CHATLOGS and we sort of jump around TRY TO FOLLOW US IF YOU DARE. I'm too lazy to essay on how this happened when we have all the discussion right here though.
Aviy
god i love babies akljsfd;afa
when lambo and reborn and i-pin are all
going to kill all the guards on the ship
aksjf;a
MAFIA BABY LINEUP
sob this manga always makes me laugh ;;
Kyonbox
yy-yes ;o;
i like
i don't understand how anyone could not respect
a manga that can make you laugh
that is the HARDEST FUCKING THING EVER MAN
Yamamoto> but yes sob babies
Yamamoto> i got linked
Yamamoto> to the talk
Yamamoto> about reborn molesting colonello in drag
Miura^Haru> t-the talk
Yamamoto> and it's like s...sob
Miura^Haru> THAT WAS GREAT
Miura^Haru> sotrue
Yamamoto> cause it totally happened
Yamamoto> IT'S TRUE
Miura^Haru> Yeaaaah yeah it did
Yamamoto> EVERY HORRIBLE THING WE THINK OF BASICALLY HAPPENED
Aviy
PRETTY MUCH
=D
we double raped viper and didn't pay him
it was fun
Kyonbox
yah we did
Aviy
i totally lost that bet too
I just initiated the bet so we would do it
Kyonbox
>DDD
Aviy
<---wins
Kyonbox
i can't believe i took it \o/
Aviy
they were probably like
TALKING ABOUT IF VIPER WOULD DO IT FOR MONEY
and Colonello was like no shit
Kyonbox
>DDD
Aviy
MUCH LIKE THE ALCOHOL THREAD
Kyonbox
y-yes
Aviy
and reborn played skeptical
and defended viper's purity
or his shy moe virginity
Kyonbox
and then like manipulated colonello's rapist tendencies
so colonello was the one who SEEMED TO THINK OF IT OUT LOUD FIRST and then bitched at reborn :\
but then thought about it
and was like well
....that could be interesting
Aviy
and reborn is like
I'd have to be there to verify how it happens
Kyonbox
haha
bullshit you just want a piece of him
Aviy
and then colonello like
REALIZES
Kyonbox
are you dragging me along for something >\
Aviy
HOW THAT WENT
Kyonbox
s-sob
Aviy
hahahhahaha
Kyonbox
PROBABLY LIKE
DID
BEFORE THEY DID IT
but by that point
well
they're both rapists
Aviy
probably JUST AS HE SAYS THAT
yeah he's like "..shit"
Kyonbox
and reborn probably gives him that grin
Aviy
and reborn's like, are you going to back out of the bet now? |D
and of course HE CAN'T so they do it anyway
Kyonbox
and colonello just says fuck you I don't back out of bets o/
Aviy
hell he gets reborn's money anyway
Kyonbox
sex AND reborn's money
Aviy
it just SOMEHOW FEELS LESS LIKE A WON BET and more like a payment
but details
Kyonbox
>DD
Aviy
*ALWAYS WINS*
Kyonbox
i won too :\
god
s-sob i can totally see the looks in that conversation
Aviy
yes I can too
they'd be hot, sitting around talking when they're older
Kyonbox
y-yes
like even THE CONVERSATION is just
Aviy
drinking casually and speculating about fucking viper
Kyonbox
y-yes
Aviy
colonello has SO MUCH MORE FUN once Reborn makes him realize men are fair game too
Kyonbox
siigh
yah colonello
is pretty okay with it
he was probably like
totally freaked out the first time sigh >D BUT THOROUGHLY MOLESTED
Aviy
it's hard to not be okay with raping viper
Kyonbox
haha >D
well no i meant
Aviy
while he bitches about it and totally enjoys it
Kyonbox
the first time reborn ever fucked him
Aviy
yeah I know >D
still has some of those "aksjf;afa my masculinity" issues
Kyonbox
siigh
A GUNFIGHT WAS INVOLVED IN THAT ONE
Aviy
it's probably nice to realize he doesn't need to top women or not bottom to a man to still be masculine military badass tho
Kyonbox
yah >D
Aviy
and after he figured that out reborn let him top sometimes /o/
while reborn wore a skirt
Kyonbox
god
reborn
\o/
Aviy
*FINDS NEW AND HORRIBLE THINGS*
Kyonbox
sob
Aviy
i also like tomo's note
about how he can probably either cosplay women FABULOUSLY
or be really tacky
and he's equal parts okay with both
Kyonbox
y-yes
s-sigh
Aviy
tho I think he's probably got a fairly masculine face that makes it harder
Kyonbox
i bet he's good at it just because we're the hottest shounen style ever right now when it comes to men
Aviy
but he can do the body language and such
Kyonbox
like
MASCULINE YES
like... dino doesn't look like he'd be good in drag
despite being very pretty
Aviy
yeah
Kyonbox
even gokudera lol.
Aviy
but dino wouldn't ACT IT
yeah gokudera eiter >D
Kyonbox
y-yah, it's the sort of thing where they could get away with it if they ACTED it
Aviy
REALLY NONE OF THE MEN WOULD
Viper might
Kyonbox
y-yah haha
Aviy
if we could see his full face
I think he's probably a little androgynous looking
on the pretty side
Kyonbox
i like
totally think he looks like that one picture with silver hair I SWEAR
tho in rebornstyle
Aviy
THAT'S WHAT I PICTURE TOO
Kyonbox
the TOTALLY MOE one
Aviy
nod
Kyonbox
y-yes
gawd
Aviy
i like that hair style for him anyway
Kyonbox
yah it's cute >D
it suits him
Aviy
he'd probably be a sort of pretty kinda gangly boy
still clearly MALE in reborn style
but more toward the pretty end like basil
Kyonbox
yah >D
haha basil would be good in drag
Aviy
yes
Kyonbox
poor basil >D
sigh but yes reborn's effect on colonello was good for him
and in the end colonello like
doesn't mind :\ cause
he respects reborn anyway
Aviy
and yes I think Reborn just
LIKED COLONELLO
and decided to poke a few of his issues out
so they could have some fun
Kyonbox
hahaha >DD
Aviy
cuz tag teaming is AWESOME
and they are EXCELLENT at it in battle
so why not in everything else |D
Kyonbox
colonello's a likeable guy :|b very toppy and crazy
u-uhuhu syncing in battle
Aviy
they totally like
naturally synced up in battle
Kyonbox
y-yes
Aviy
and reborn was like "hm"
"this is fun"
and just started POKING COLONELLO IN THE RIGHT DIRECTIONS
and eventually molested him
Kyonbox
I TOTALLY SEE IT and colonello's all wild-eyed and totally syncs up too and likes it
Aviy
and yes that was totally a gun fight
that fight was probably masculine and sexy
Kyonbox
y-yes
Aviy
which it would have to be
Kyonbox
and ended in really rough consensual sex
Aviy
because if reborn topped him in a feminine way
colonello would freak out MORE
but manly is easier to accept
Kyonbox
y-yeah sob
and reborn just sort of times what horrible thing to hurt him with so it's JUST ENOUGH that he can handle it orz
Aviy
(I like how I have started to be REALLY AWARE OF GENDER ROLES and how they involve Reborn lately. and so I think of a lot of what he he does as masculine or feminine. and he's TOTALLY PERFECTLY AWARE of doing either.)
Kyonbox
haha |D IT's AWESOME i love it
Aviy
(like he isn't ACCIDENTLY or NATRUALLY masculine. he's seriously aware of how he's coming across ALL THE TIME)
Kyonbox
[nod]
Aviy
(a thing I forgot to mention in my little essay to tomo was that reborn does choose his battles. he doesn't poke people who can't handle it. he won't abuse people who will take it too seriously. he just NEVER LOOKS LIKE he's picking his battles)
(cuz he's so good at reading people)
but as such he picked out colonello pretty easily and yeah
STRAIGHT ARMY KID
NEED TO FIX THAT
he was probably pretty straightforward about that first time too
or rather bisexual army kid in denial
Kyonbox
hahaha
Aviy
Colonello was probably a bit TOO surprised by Reborn's faggotry
and Reborn was like "lolo what is this. you're too cool to care about that"
Kyonbox
>DDD
y-yah
Aviy
so he RAPES HIM and then lets him go back
and deal with it
and realize HE'S STILL AN AWESOME RAPIST MILITARY GUY
[PAUSE FOR WIFE TO GO WATCH SILENT HILL, THEN TALK ABOUT OTHER STUFF.
THEN. . .]
Aviy
talk to me about baby sex more |D
Kyonbox
ok |D
sob
sohot
Aviy
I BELIEVE
WE WERE AT COLONELLO GETTING RAPED
Kyonbox
i love that i have someone to talk to about baby sex daydreams ;;
Aviy
also I bet
you know
Reborn making Colonello aware of his bisexuality
is why Colonello can appreciate the awesome of being a baby
Kyonbox
it was probably an extended step by step process sigh
haha
Aviy
well yes it was
reborn made a PROJECT OF IT
Kyonbox
WELL he's sort of... the loose cannon crazy type of guy who you know. INTO THE MILITARY, SECRET SERVICE, MAFIA
he's toppy in that element the same way reborn is
but he's not totally zen
so yah, having the sexuality issue beaten out of him, or even just. KNOWING REBORN
probably helped him be more zen
he'd probably still be okay with being a baby, like... he totally likes the whole
irony
of being an extremely fucking powerful baby
he thinks it's hilarious in his core
and as long as he has shit to blow up or students to take care of or WHATEVER he's pretty contented
but, he'd be... well, more actually surly I think >D
now he's sort of you know, SURLY, but wholly capable of just sliding along and not being phased
Aviy
*nod*
Kyonbox
a lot like reborn >D reborn probably rubbed off on him
Aviy
yeah I think so
WELL
he respects Reborn
and Reborn is fucking hot
Kyonbox
yah :\
Aviy
and when he's AN ADULT
I think reborn is hot because of his confidence
it's not really how he looks
Kyonbox
y-yah
Aviy
I mean
Kyonbox
it's how he is
Aviy
I like how he looks (IN THEORY LOLO THX FANDOM)
Kyonbox
the looks are just icing on the cake compared to how incredible his personality is
Aviy
but it's not the HOTTEST CHARACTER DESIGN EVER
it's just.
h-he's reborn
Kyonbox
y-yah
Aviy
he wears maid outfits with complete confidence. he beats people up. tops them. has NO FEAR OR HESITATION and he's HAVING FUN and has nothing to prove to anyone
and it's like
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE A LITTLE GAY FOR THAT
Kyonbox
y-yaaaah
Aviy
so initially
they had the whole SYNCING UP BATTLE FUN
and then reborn was probably like a fag when they were hanging out
Kyonbox
>DD sob
Aviy
and Colonello called him on it. in that WAY GUYS DO WHEN THEY AREN'T TOALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THIS BUT ARE TRYING TO LAUGH IT OFF or whatever
Kyonbox
haha y-yes
Aviy
and Reborn was probably like well THAT'S NOT RIGHT
Kyonbox
cause by that point colonello was like. HE HAD THE REST DOWN
Aviy
cuz reborn's not dumb he knows when you're hot for him
Kyonbox
not having anything to prove, no fear, having fun
but suddenly a hiccup >D
y-yaah
and totally. INTO HIM in that. c-charged magnetism he can't really get away from way
Aviy
and then Reborn would probably deal with it
initially
in a really direct way
like not so much HEY LET'S FUCK but they might get into it over something. becasue reborn wanted to
FIGHTING CAN BE VERY SEXUAL HE KNOWS THIS
Kyonbox
haha y-yeah
Aviy
and then he just. steps it up to actually undeniably sexual
Kyonbox
y-yeeaahhh
and with those two it's just
Aviy
and Colonello probably had a VERY CASUAL uh I'm not into that moment and Reborn of course HAS TO PUSH IT. and it probably degrades from there.
Kyonbox
y-yeah, and then eventually the gunfight
Aviy
which is totally hot
it probably doesn't help that NOW THAT COLONELLO KNOWS WHAT IS UP
Kyonbox
Colonello's starting to lose and fucking turned on and Reborn is RIGHT THERE and it's like he can't even get mad because he's so caught up in it
Aviy
HE CAN SEE REBORN IS ENJOYING IT
IN TAHT WAY
Kyonbox
y-yes
god \o/
and so he's thinking about it and the fight is HOT and
HE loves it and it's like he can't even help it
Aviy
I bet they talk about it as they fight too
Kyonbox
y-yes
sob
Aviy
like you know REBORN DUCKS BEHIND CHAIR and has to say like
THE SAME STUFF YOU TELL ANY KID WHO IS HAVING SEXUALITY CONFUSION
because he's a dick
and basically treat it like Colonello is understandably confused
Kyonbox
auuugh >DD
that house is like
so decimated
or. WHEREVER THEY ARE
a wall is totally completely blown out lolo
Aviy
and yes
gets Colonello madder
COLONELLO PROBABLY DOES MOST OF THE DAMAGE
Kyonbox
y-yeah
Aviy
tho reborn would toss a few bombs
and then because Reborn KNOWS THESE THINGS it gets to the point where Colonello would totally allow it and Reborn tops him and then TOPS him
he may even hang onto his gun because that's hot |D
Kyonbox
and god there would totally be that moment where Colonello's lost sight of him and Reborn takes the opportunity to get RIGHT in his face and grin because Colonello's alllmost there
Aviy
and then there are wallings
Kyonbox
huhuhu
destructive wallings
Aviy
probably yes
Kyonbox
and colonello curses a lot
a llllooottt
Aviy
and it's that kind where no one really gets rid of all their clothes
Kyonbox
y-yeah
Aviy
but he does get FUCKED
so he can't really say later well at least I didn't take it up the ass
Kyonbox
f-fucked hard
Aviy
handjobs don't count
bullshit
Kyonbox
yeaaah screw easing into it
Aviy
fucked hard REALLY INAPPROPRIATELY GOOD SEX
can't do that with a girl
Kyonbox
y...yyyyeah
after a HUGE BATTLE
that was REALLY SEXY
Aviy
and later he's like fuck reborn knew that too >\
Kyonbox
sob
Aviy
i totally played his game, fucker \o/
Kyonbox
and then he's annoying the next day
Aviy
y
Kyonbox
how's your back colonello :D
Aviy
hahahahaha
but he doesn't do it again until Colonello gets a chance to like
go back to his thing
and verify YEAH STILL A BADASS MAN
Kyonbox
hahaha
Aviy
or justify. okay. taking it up the ass from Reborn is probably not the most girly thing ever.
it's reborn
Kyonbox
god l-like h-he. omg
considering colonello is now okay with SO MANY KINKS
or
has at least EXPERIENCED THEM WITH SOME GRUDGING
Aviy
yeah reborn just like
Kyonbox
t-this was quite a process
Aviy
sort of goes through a list
|D
Kyonbox
i was just thinking "well next is 'as long as it's secret'"
Aviy
first he had to get him OKAY WITH BEING FUCKED BY A MAN
*nod*
and then it's "well it's just reborn"
like, you know
IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S REALLY GAY
Kyonbox
y-yeah
Aviy
reborn is. different. or something. >|
Kyonbox
THESE THINGS, THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
reborn just
waits for them
and attacks them step by step
Aviy
yeah basically
Kyonbox
cause he's a fucker
Aviy
|DD
he really wanted to get rid of the
"o it's just reborn" one
cuz as funny as that is
it gets in the way of double teaming
Kyonbox
haha t-that's the core one
Aviy
then there is the "well as long as it's a secret" with being you know
ACTUALLY BI
AND MAYBE HAVING A GIANT ARMY FETISH
Kyonbox
>DDD
BEING a giant army fetish lol
Aviy
hahahhahaa
reborn would totally do that general thing
Kyonbox
s-sob
Aviy
just to make him realize he was. into that.
and he'd be like SHIT
Kyonbox
I bet the next time he saw a general too he'd just be like ......son of a bitch
Aviy
hahahahhaha
Kyonbox
and makes that FACE
god
i bet
reborn
is one of the reasons he gets so surly
or at least starts making surly faces
Aviy
but once he's AWARE of it
he starts. appreciating men
and since he's DOING IT ALL THE TIME
he learns to you know, both be okay with it and control it
Kyonbox
haha >DD s-sigh
Aviy
so he can do like "huh, he's hot"
and you know
not be bothered by that eventually
Kyonbox
y-yeah
just sort of. getting there
Aviy
and then once
he's more okay with it IN HIS HEAD
he can be more okay with it. in people seeing it in him
Kyonbox
and reborn being annoying and riding him about it probably helped since he'd just BITCH BACK and when you're forced into a casual bitching about it, that talking sort of just. helps along :\
Aviy
it just steadily becomes a more PRESENT thing but less of an IMPORTANT thing
*nod*
Kyonbox
yah, it's just sorta there
Aviy
and then you know the first time
someone makes the mistake of calling him a fag or something
his first thought isn't really
"O shit he caught me" or whatever it's more like
"What is this pussy saying to me? *BEATS*"
Kyonbox
hahaha y-yes
Aviy
CUZ THEN YOU SORT OF
REALIZE HOW DUMB IT IS
Kyonbox
he's probably been called a fag before just because of his LOOKS he's very pretty
but by the time he's bi
he'd just react like that without thinking and then be like huh
wow yeah that's so dumb
Aviy
and then it sort
of
clicks
Kyonbox
clicks, yah
Aviy
why Reborn beat it out of him
cuz it's like. o rite. I sort of did that with Reborn.
huh.
Kyonbox
haha
a-and just sort of
has a moment
where his respect/friendship goes up and he wants to be annoyed instead
Aviy
and then you have to buy me a drink or something just to you know GET ACROSS IN YOUR SURLY WAY that you finally figured it out
Kyonbox
and he's like keh :\
yah sigh
Aviy
|D
Kyonbox
then i have to do you a favor >\
Aviy
lolol
if he SAID THAT
you know a casual I owe you one
Reborn would be like okay |D
and then bring out the really horrible cosplay
ROUND TWO
Kyonbox
sob asl;fkb
WHY ARE THERE DEPTHS TO YOUR FUCKERY
he probably wouldn't say so
cuz
he's not stupid he knows reborn
being in debt to him is not good
Aviy
hahahahhahaa
Kyonbox
reborn would ping on it
sigh
Aviy
it's better to just
pay it off now
cuz even if he didn't SAY HE WAS IN DEBT
if he felt it
yeah
Reborn would take full advantage |D
Kyonbox
y-yeah as soon as he feels it REBORN KNOWS
Aviy
so he goes through the maid outfit
Kyonbox
s-sssiiighhh
Aviy
and is like shit that was hot too
this really shouldn't be okay
Kyonbox
just sort of lies there afterwards
soouulll
Aviy
reborn fixes his skirt and leaves. leaves the stockings |D
Kyonbox
kfjbk >D
god
Aviy
you know
I bet colonello
eventually figures it out
Kyonbox
my bff is a dick \o/
Aviy
the NEXT STEP
after realizing he's bi and it was sort of dumb to hold it against reborn to begin with and he's happier now
basically he got ASSIMILATED
and he's cool with THAT
so the NEXT STEP
is to also be dragged into cosplay
so that he enjoys it
and I bet Colonello just
Kyonbox
s-sob
Aviy
FIGURED THIS OUT ONE DAY
AND WAS LIKE. NO.
Kyonbox
>DDD
Aviy
and dug his heels in
Kyonbox
YEAH FUCK YOU
Aviy
HE'LL FUCK REBORN IN IT. OKAY
AND MAYBE HE WORE THAT STUFF THAT ONE TIME.
Kyonbox
s-sob
Aviy
BUT HE'S NEVER DOING THE SHIT REBORN DOES IN PUBLIC
Kyonbox
YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT
Aviy
and he is like STEADFAST against that
Kyonbox
yeah basically
the only way
to get colonello to dress up
is if he owes him
Aviy
colonello is probably very careful about owing reborn by now
it's dangerous
Kyonbox
>(
and since it's like
THE ONE THING
HE CAN GET HIM ON
he's a military man, he knows to protect his weak point >\
[
THEN WE MOVE ON and this is more of a character discussion, but it goes on to some cool stuff, mainly their outlooks on life, and touches upon something I HADN'T QUITE REALIZED YET but basically. While Reborn BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE for not doing what he wants, he doesn't really. judge them at all. He also sort of fixes people. REBORN'S GOAL IS FOR YOU TO BE OKAY WITH BEING YOURSELF. Whoever that is. MORE UNDER CUT
]
Aviy
hahahahhaa
yeah we're awesome BFFs
Reborn loves Colonello
they have fun |D
Kyonbox
they do |D
sob they like HAVE SO MUCH FUN
training by us |D
Aviy
yes |D
AND IT'S NOT JUST SEXINGS
Kyonbox
this will be a part of your beautiful memories
s-sob
Aviy
NOT EVEN REMOTELY that was just
Reborn's sort of project
Kyonbox
hahaha >DD
Aviy
because Colonello needed less barriers and more self awareness
Kyonbox
y-yah it's a very masculine awesome bff abusive powerful relationship
Aviy
they do tons of stuff
I do love that actually
sex doesn't really matter to reborn
like HE LIKES IT
A LOT
Kyonbox
they like. gossip and drink and train kids and talk about what's up etc :<
Aviy
but he likes ALL OF LIFE A LOT
Kyonbox
yah :<
Aviy
he doesn't suffer the typical male need to get laid a certain amount of times
Kyonbox
it's sort of. AN ASPECT OF LIFE that he's completely comfortable with so there's really no reason to particularly seek it out
colonello's like that too
Aviy
he enjoys masturbating just fine too
*nod*
and he does have hormones yeah
Kyonbox
he's just. not hormonal >D
well as a baby
Aviy
well no not as a baby >D
WHEN HE'S OLDER yeah reborn is an adult male and he has hormones he's just
TOTALLY OKAY with dealing with them with his hand if it comes up.
fantasizing is ALSO FUN
Kyonbox
but as an adult colonello is wwway more just sorta. WELL. everything is fun :\
yah
i think that's the key, like. EVERYTHING IS ENJOYABLE
Aviy
nod
sex is great!
but so is drinking, so is shooting shit up, so is just taking a walk and TALKING to people
reborn loves life )=
Kyonbox
|D
rebooorn
Aviy
I totally want to be reborn when I grow up
Kyonbox
colonello's more fidgety/military oriented but he's pretty close to that too
Aviy
I NEVER WILL BE but if I can have just
AS MUCH ENJOYMENT AS POSSIBLE
that is my goal in life
Kyonbox
j-just a piece of that :<
yes
Aviy
yeah I think at heart
they're the same type
fun loving
Kyonbox
[nod]
Aviy
not a lot of restrictions
I mean
Reborn got him on the sexuality thing
but ALL IN ALL Colonello had probably be considered a pretty open guy
Kyonbox
i think that's why they clicked in the first place
Aviy
nod
and why Reborn liked him
and bothered to fix his sexuality issue instead of just you know, laughing about it and moving on
tho reborn does have a habit of fixing people that's sort of hilarious
Kyonbox
haha y-yah
Aviy
it's like you don't really SEE HIM AS THAT TYPE OF FIGURE
but he does just sort of poke people in little ways (sometimes with MALLETS)
Kyonbox
they are sort of kindreds :\ it's that kind of friendship
Aviy
to get them in the right direction
Kyonbox
haha yes :< sob i love reborn
Aviy
I mean there is TSUNA AND DINO and that's his JOB
but he does it with Gokudera too
and Yamamoto
tho Yamamoto's personality is perfect |D
Kyonbox
yah |D lol
hahaha >DDD
Aviy
he just needs to get stronger
Kyonbox
sob i like
love their chapter a;slkjb;lj
Aviy
reborn love yamamoto
Kyonbox
THEY'RE SO GREAT
Aviy
cuz yama is also having fun
Kyonbox
t-the little banter like
Aviy
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SMART just enjoy yourself and love things |D
Kyonbox
"i had to get serious" "Ha ha, you're just being nice |D"
Aviy
and protect your family /o/
Kyonbox
like TOTALLY GOOD NATURED having fun
Aviy
yes |D
Kyonbox
the dumb happy loyal type :|b
Aviy
yeah |D
I think reborn really just wants people to be themselves without fear
he never really judges the TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE
Kyonbox
yah... that sounds about it
Aviy
like you know
Colonello is abusive military baby
and Yamamoto is dumb loyal type
and Gokudera is SUPER GAY TSUNDERE
and Lal is badass trainer person
and Tsuna is like a nice fluffy jesus that cares about his friends and empathizes with people
and NONE OF THESE ARE BAD
Kyonbox
yes >:
Aviy
Reborn is never like GOKUDERA NEEDS TO BE LESS GAY or Yamamoto needs to be less trusting or Tsuna needs to be more of a hardass
infact he at one point GETS IN TSUNA'S FACE
and is like WHATEVER YOUR WILL IS
THAT IS THE WILL OF THE VONGOLA
Kyonbox
y-yeah, like... telling tsuna
he's not the cool type
Aviy
it's not you know YOU NEED A DIFFERENT WILL TO BE A BOSS
Kyonbox
and he shouldn't try to be
Aviy
this is /you/
just BE IT
Kyonbox
yeah :(
Aviy
stop holding yourself back
thus why he uses the dying will bullet on him I think
since Tsuna is SUCH A BUNDLE OF ISSUES
and when he doesn't hold back he's SO AMAZING
Kyonbox
y-yeah
like
Aviy
and Reborn SEES THIS
Tsuna. doesn't.
Kyonbox
when you sit and think about WHAT THE DYING WILL BULLET DOES
t-tsuna's like amazing lol
Aviy
BUT HE'LL GET THERE ONE DAY
yeah
Kyonbox
just too swallowed in his issues
Aviy
Reborn is just sort of
peeling back the layers
in his way
Kyonbox
[nod]
Aviy
and yama is great because he doesn't try to be anything he isn't
Kyonbox
yes :<
yama is VERY OPEN ABOUT EVERYTHING
Aviy
Hibari and Ryohei are safe for the same reasons
Gokudera needs help
Kyonbox
and is fully accepting of himself and like everything around him lol even if he is dumb
Aviy
but Reborn mostly leaves that up to the family
Kyonbox
o dera
Aviy
cuz he's got Yama and Tsuna
he'll be okay
Kyonbox
:<
Aviy
MUKURO ISN'T SAFE BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR
Kyonbox
haha y-yaahhh
Aviy
but Reborn can't fix him in the way he usually would
he mostly presents him with opportunities
and lets people do the work
Kyonbox
i still think his warning to tsuna was like, one of the parts of the manga that stood out the sharpest
don't ever forget what he's done
Aviy
*nod*
Mukuro has the potential to be a good ally. one day.
right now he's NOT
Kyonbox
y...yah
Aviy
right now he MIGHT KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND TAKE OVER YOUR BODY
so don't be DUMB
Reborn takes Mukuro very seriously and I like that
[
AND THEN THERE IS ANOTHER GAP. And here we MAKE OURSELVES SAD by discussing. angsty stuff. SPOILERS FOR FUTURE ARC
]
Aviy
........man i just imagined reborn dying
that was weird
Kyonbox
s-sob reborn
Aviy
like
i sort of
forget
that he's dead in future canon
cuz I can't really process it
Kyonbox
haha y-yah
Aviy
i just like BLOCK IT OUT I haven't seriously thought about it
but just the IDEA
Kyonbox
it's hard to process colonello's death too even though I KNOW IT'S THERE
Aviy
OF REBORN
like lying on the ground dying
Kyonbox
y...yeah
Aviy
and it both MAKES ME INCREDIBLY SAD
and at the same time I don't. get it.
cuz for just a second
i can kind of see him as like
a human
a person
who had various options in life and chose to go this route
and lived utterly without regrets. except for the few times he failed when he would have liked to have succeeded
and you know MAYBE PRETTY OLD maybe not. but! human! made choices! lived life! and is now dying. and is in a way pretty okay with it. he never deluded himself he'd NEVER DIE.
Kyonbox
m-man ._.
Aviy
and ironically REBORN has never seen himself as immortal
so it's like o right
Kyonbox
[lol thinking about it has my throat all choked up]
Aviy
Reborn is human and feels human and thinks human things
but he PRESENTS
LIKE SUCH AN IMMORTAL
that the idea of him BEING DEAD
AND GONE FOREVER
is really. not easy to grasp.
Kyonbox
y-yeah
i wonder if like
everyone
had that problem
because when he's there again
it's so easy to just integrate him again
like he was never gone at all
Aviy
*nod*
and you know
viper and skull aren't like that. but. lolol reborn.
Kyonbox
y-yeah
Aviy
and yes it makes me really sad to think about about too
cuz I PLAY REBORN
and this is the first time I really sat down and went o rite
reborn's human
in his head
Kyonbox
[nod]
Aviy
he can't be said to be 'just like any other person' but what makes him so extraordinary is how he chose to live his life and succeeded and okay a healthy amount of crack wtfery
Kyonbox
colonello probably was much the same, just. on a more mortal level, like... it's easier to think of him as a human
albeit a TINY WEIRD ONE
but like... he'd go out like all the grizzly ones go out :\
cid or snake or any of them
This lead to me and my wife DISCUSSING THINGS and we eventually got onto the subject of how the Reborn/Colonello/Viper threesome originally happened, which is to say, how the BET that started the threesome came about. From there we went onto how Reborn first met Colonello and broke his straight in a meticulous and manipulative manner. THESE ARE VERY LONG CHATLOGS and we sort of jump around TRY TO FOLLOW US IF YOU DARE. I'm too lazy to essay on how this happened when we have all the discussion right here though.
Aviy
god i love babies akljsfd;afa
when lambo and reborn and i-pin are all
going to kill all the guards on the ship
aksjf;a
MAFIA BABY LINEUP
sob this manga always makes me laugh ;;
Kyonbox
yy-yes ;o;
i like
i don't understand how anyone could not respect
a manga that can make you laugh
that is the HARDEST FUCKING THING EVER MAN
Yamamoto> but yes sob babies
Yamamoto> i got linked
Yamamoto> to the talk
Yamamoto> about reborn molesting colonello in drag
Miura^Haru> t-the talk
Yamamoto> and it's like s...sob
Miura^Haru> THAT WAS GREAT
Miura^Haru> sotrue
Yamamoto> cause it totally happened
Yamamoto> IT'S TRUE
Miura^Haru> Yeaaaah yeah it did
Yamamoto> EVERY HORRIBLE THING WE THINK OF BASICALLY HAPPENED
Aviy
PRETTY MUCH
=D
we double raped viper and didn't pay him
it was fun
Kyonbox
yah we did
Aviy
i totally lost that bet too
I just initiated the bet so we would do it
Kyonbox
>DDD
Aviy
<---wins
Kyonbox
i can't believe i took it \o/
Aviy
they were probably like
TALKING ABOUT IF VIPER WOULD DO IT FOR MONEY
and Colonello was like no shit
Kyonbox
>DDD
Aviy
MUCH LIKE THE ALCOHOL THREAD
Kyonbox
y-yes
Aviy
and reborn played skeptical
and defended viper's purity
or his shy moe virginity
Kyonbox
and then like manipulated colonello's rapist tendencies
so colonello was the one who SEEMED TO THINK OF IT OUT LOUD FIRST and then bitched at reborn :\
but then thought about it
and was like well
....that could be interesting
Aviy
and reborn is like
I'd have to be there to verify how it happens
Kyonbox
haha
bullshit you just want a piece of him
Aviy
and then colonello like
REALIZES
Kyonbox
are you dragging me along for something >\
Aviy
HOW THAT WENT
Kyonbox
s-sob
Aviy
hahahhahaha
Kyonbox
PROBABLY LIKE
DID
BEFORE THEY DID IT
but by that point
well
they're both rapists
Aviy
probably JUST AS HE SAYS THAT
yeah he's like "..shit"
Kyonbox
and reborn probably gives him that grin
Aviy
and reborn's like, are you going to back out of the bet now? |D
and of course HE CAN'T so they do it anyway
Kyonbox
and colonello just says fuck you I don't back out of bets o/
Aviy
hell he gets reborn's money anyway
Kyonbox
sex AND reborn's money
Aviy
it just SOMEHOW FEELS LESS LIKE A WON BET and more like a payment
but details
Kyonbox
>DD
Aviy
*ALWAYS WINS*
Kyonbox
i won too :\
god
s-sob i can totally see the looks in that conversation
Aviy
yes I can too
they'd be hot, sitting around talking when they're older
Kyonbox
y-yes
like even THE CONVERSATION is just
Aviy
drinking casually and speculating about fucking viper
Kyonbox
y-yes
Aviy
colonello has SO MUCH MORE FUN once Reborn makes him realize men are fair game too
Kyonbox
siigh
yah colonello
is pretty okay with it
he was probably like
totally freaked out the first time sigh >D BUT THOROUGHLY MOLESTED
Aviy
it's hard to not be okay with raping viper
Kyonbox
haha >D
well no i meant
Aviy
while he bitches about it and totally enjoys it
Kyonbox
the first time reborn ever fucked him
Aviy
yeah I know >D
still has some of those "aksjf;afa my masculinity" issues
Kyonbox
siigh
A GUNFIGHT WAS INVOLVED IN THAT ONE
Aviy
it's probably nice to realize he doesn't need to top women or not bottom to a man to still be masculine military badass tho
Kyonbox
yah >D
Aviy
and after he figured that out reborn let him top sometimes /o/
while reborn wore a skirt
Kyonbox
god
reborn
\o/
Aviy
*FINDS NEW AND HORRIBLE THINGS*
Kyonbox
sob
Aviy
i also like tomo's note
about how he can probably either cosplay women FABULOUSLY
or be really tacky
and he's equal parts okay with both
Kyonbox
y-yes
s-sigh
Aviy
tho I think he's probably got a fairly masculine face that makes it harder
Kyonbox
i bet he's good at it just because we're the hottest shounen style ever right now when it comes to men
Aviy
but he can do the body language and such
Kyonbox
like
MASCULINE YES
like... dino doesn't look like he'd be good in drag
despite being very pretty
Aviy
yeah
Kyonbox
even gokudera lol.
Aviy
but dino wouldn't ACT IT
yeah gokudera eiter >D
Kyonbox
y-yah, it's the sort of thing where they could get away with it if they ACTED it
Aviy
REALLY NONE OF THE MEN WOULD
Viper might
Kyonbox
y-yah haha
Aviy
if we could see his full face
I think he's probably a little androgynous looking
on the pretty side
Kyonbox
i like
totally think he looks like that one picture with silver hair I SWEAR
tho in rebornstyle
Aviy
THAT'S WHAT I PICTURE TOO
Kyonbox
the TOTALLY MOE one
Aviy
nod
Kyonbox
y-yes
gawd
Aviy
i like that hair style for him anyway
Kyonbox
yah it's cute >D
it suits him
Aviy
he'd probably be a sort of pretty kinda gangly boy
still clearly MALE in reborn style
but more toward the pretty end like basil
Kyonbox
yah >D
haha basil would be good in drag
Aviy
yes
Kyonbox
poor basil >D
sigh but yes reborn's effect on colonello was good for him
and in the end colonello like
doesn't mind :\ cause
he respects reborn anyway
Aviy
and yes I think Reborn just
LIKED COLONELLO
and decided to poke a few of his issues out
so they could have some fun
Kyonbox
hahaha >DD
Aviy
cuz tag teaming is AWESOME
and they are EXCELLENT at it in battle
so why not in everything else |D
Kyonbox
colonello's a likeable guy :|b very toppy and crazy
u-uhuhu syncing in battle
Aviy
they totally like
naturally synced up in battle
Kyonbox
y-yes
Aviy
and reborn was like "hm"
"this is fun"
and just started POKING COLONELLO IN THE RIGHT DIRECTIONS
and eventually molested him
Kyonbox
I TOTALLY SEE IT and colonello's all wild-eyed and totally syncs up too and likes it
Aviy
and yes that was totally a gun fight
that fight was probably masculine and sexy
Kyonbox
y-yes
Aviy
which it would have to be
Kyonbox
and ended in really rough consensual sex
Aviy
because if reborn topped him in a feminine way
colonello would freak out MORE
but manly is easier to accept
Kyonbox
y-yeah sob
and reborn just sort of times what horrible thing to hurt him with so it's JUST ENOUGH that he can handle it orz
Aviy
(I like how I have started to be REALLY AWARE OF GENDER ROLES and how they involve Reborn lately. and so I think of a lot of what he he does as masculine or feminine. and he's TOTALLY PERFECTLY AWARE of doing either.)
Kyonbox
haha |D IT's AWESOME i love it
Aviy
(like he isn't ACCIDENTLY or NATRUALLY masculine. he's seriously aware of how he's coming across ALL THE TIME)
Kyonbox
[nod]
Aviy
(a thing I forgot to mention in my little essay to tomo was that reborn does choose his battles. he doesn't poke people who can't handle it. he won't abuse people who will take it too seriously. he just NEVER LOOKS LIKE he's picking his battles)
(cuz he's so good at reading people)
but as such he picked out colonello pretty easily and yeah
STRAIGHT ARMY KID
NEED TO FIX THAT
he was probably pretty straightforward about that first time too
or rather bisexual army kid in denial
Kyonbox
hahaha
Aviy
Colonello was probably a bit TOO surprised by Reborn's faggotry
and Reborn was like "lolo what is this. you're too cool to care about that"
Kyonbox
>DDD
y-yah
Aviy
so he RAPES HIM and then lets him go back
and deal with it
and realize HE'S STILL AN AWESOME RAPIST MILITARY GUY
[PAUSE FOR WIFE TO GO WATCH SILENT HILL, THEN TALK ABOUT OTHER STUFF.
THEN. . .]
Aviy
talk to me about baby sex more |D
Kyonbox
ok |D
sob
sohot
Aviy
I BELIEVE
WE WERE AT COLONELLO GETTING RAPED
Kyonbox
i love that i have someone to talk to about baby sex daydreams ;;
Aviy
also I bet
you know
Reborn making Colonello aware of his bisexuality
is why Colonello can appreciate the awesome of being a baby
Kyonbox
it was probably an extended step by step process sigh
haha
Aviy
well yes it was
reborn made a PROJECT OF IT
Kyonbox
WELL he's sort of... the loose cannon crazy type of guy who you know. INTO THE MILITARY, SECRET SERVICE, MAFIA
he's toppy in that element the same way reborn is
but he's not totally zen
so yah, having the sexuality issue beaten out of him, or even just. KNOWING REBORN
probably helped him be more zen
he'd probably still be okay with being a baby, like... he totally likes the whole
irony
of being an extremely fucking powerful baby
he thinks it's hilarious in his core
and as long as he has shit to blow up or students to take care of or WHATEVER he's pretty contented
but, he'd be... well, more actually surly I think >D
now he's sort of you know, SURLY, but wholly capable of just sliding along and not being phased
Aviy
*nod*
Kyonbox
a lot like reborn >D reborn probably rubbed off on him
Aviy
yeah I think so
WELL
he respects Reborn
and Reborn is fucking hot
Kyonbox
yah :\
Aviy
and when he's AN ADULT
I think reborn is hot because of his confidence
it's not really how he looks
Kyonbox
y-yah
Aviy
I mean
Kyonbox
it's how he is
Aviy
I like how he looks (IN THEORY LOLO THX FANDOM)
Kyonbox
the looks are just icing on the cake compared to how incredible his personality is
Aviy
but it's not the HOTTEST CHARACTER DESIGN EVER
it's just.
h-he's reborn
Kyonbox
y-yah
Aviy
he wears maid outfits with complete confidence. he beats people up. tops them. has NO FEAR OR HESITATION and he's HAVING FUN and has nothing to prove to anyone
and it's like
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE A LITTLE GAY FOR THAT
Kyonbox
y-yaaaah
Aviy
so initially
they had the whole SYNCING UP BATTLE FUN
and then reborn was probably like a fag when they were hanging out
Kyonbox
>DD sob
Aviy
and Colonello called him on it. in that WAY GUYS DO WHEN THEY AREN'T TOALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THIS BUT ARE TRYING TO LAUGH IT OFF or whatever
Kyonbox
haha y-yes
Aviy
and Reborn was probably like well THAT'S NOT RIGHT
Kyonbox
cause by that point colonello was like. HE HAD THE REST DOWN
Aviy
cuz reborn's not dumb he knows when you're hot for him
Kyonbox
not having anything to prove, no fear, having fun
but suddenly a hiccup >D
y-yaah
and totally. INTO HIM in that. c-charged magnetism he can't really get away from way
Aviy
and then Reborn would probably deal with it
initially
in a really direct way
like not so much HEY LET'S FUCK but they might get into it over something. becasue reborn wanted to
FIGHTING CAN BE VERY SEXUAL HE KNOWS THIS
Kyonbox
haha y-yeah
Aviy
and then he just. steps it up to actually undeniably sexual
Kyonbox
y-yeeaahhh
and with those two it's just
Aviy
and Colonello probably had a VERY CASUAL uh I'm not into that moment and Reborn of course HAS TO PUSH IT. and it probably degrades from there.
Kyonbox
y-yeah, and then eventually the gunfight
Aviy
which is totally hot
it probably doesn't help that NOW THAT COLONELLO KNOWS WHAT IS UP
Kyonbox
Colonello's starting to lose and fucking turned on and Reborn is RIGHT THERE and it's like he can't even get mad because he's so caught up in it
Aviy
HE CAN SEE REBORN IS ENJOYING IT
IN TAHT WAY
Kyonbox
y-yes
god \o/
and so he's thinking about it and the fight is HOT and
HE loves it and it's like he can't even help it
Aviy
I bet they talk about it as they fight too
Kyonbox
y-yes
sob
Aviy
like you know REBORN DUCKS BEHIND CHAIR and has to say like
THE SAME STUFF YOU TELL ANY KID WHO IS HAVING SEXUALITY CONFUSION
because he's a dick
and basically treat it like Colonello is understandably confused
Kyonbox
auuugh >DD
that house is like
so decimated
or. WHEREVER THEY ARE
a wall is totally completely blown out lolo
Aviy
and yes
gets Colonello madder
COLONELLO PROBABLY DOES MOST OF THE DAMAGE
Kyonbox
y-yeah
Aviy
tho reborn would toss a few bombs
and then because Reborn KNOWS THESE THINGS it gets to the point where Colonello would totally allow it and Reborn tops him and then TOPS him
he may even hang onto his gun because that's hot |D
Kyonbox
and god there would totally be that moment where Colonello's lost sight of him and Reborn takes the opportunity to get RIGHT in his face and grin because Colonello's alllmost there
Aviy
and then there are wallings
Kyonbox
huhuhu
destructive wallings
Aviy
probably yes
Kyonbox
and colonello curses a lot
a llllooottt
Aviy
and it's that kind where no one really gets rid of all their clothes
Kyonbox
y-yeah
Aviy
but he does get FUCKED
so he can't really say later well at least I didn't take it up the ass
Kyonbox
f-fucked hard
Aviy
handjobs don't count
bullshit
Kyonbox
yeaaah screw easing into it
Aviy
fucked hard REALLY INAPPROPRIATELY GOOD SEX
can't do that with a girl
Kyonbox
y...yyyyeah
after a HUGE BATTLE
that was REALLY SEXY
Aviy
and later he's like fuck reborn knew that too >\
Kyonbox
sob
Aviy
i totally played his game, fucker \o/
Kyonbox
and then he's annoying the next day
Aviy
y
Kyonbox
how's your back colonello :D
Aviy
hahahahaha
but he doesn't do it again until Colonello gets a chance to like
go back to his thing
and verify YEAH STILL A BADASS MAN
Kyonbox
hahaha
Aviy
or justify. okay. taking it up the ass from Reborn is probably not the most girly thing ever.
it's reborn
Kyonbox
god l-like h-he. omg
considering colonello is now okay with SO MANY KINKS
or
has at least EXPERIENCED THEM WITH SOME GRUDGING
Aviy
yeah reborn just like
Kyonbox
t-this was quite a process
Aviy
sort of goes through a list
|D
Kyonbox
i was just thinking "well next is 'as long as it's secret'"
Aviy
first he had to get him OKAY WITH BEING FUCKED BY A MAN
*nod*
and then it's "well it's just reborn"
like, you know
IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S REALLY GAY
Kyonbox
y-yeah
Aviy
reborn is. different. or something. >|
Kyonbox
THESE THINGS, THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
reborn just
waits for them
and attacks them step by step
Aviy
yeah basically
Kyonbox
cause he's a fucker
Aviy
|DD
he really wanted to get rid of the
"o it's just reborn" one
cuz as funny as that is
it gets in the way of double teaming
Kyonbox
haha t-that's the core one
Aviy
then there is the "well as long as it's a secret" with being you know
ACTUALLY BI
AND MAYBE HAVING A GIANT ARMY FETISH
Kyonbox
>DDD
BEING a giant army fetish lol
Aviy
hahahhahaa
reborn would totally do that general thing
Kyonbox
s-sob
Aviy
just to make him realize he was. into that.
and he'd be like SHIT
Kyonbox
I bet the next time he saw a general too he'd just be like ......son of a bitch
Aviy
hahahahhaha
Kyonbox
and makes that FACE
god
i bet
reborn
is one of the reasons he gets so surly
or at least starts making surly faces
Aviy
but once he's AWARE of it
he starts. appreciating men
and since he's DOING IT ALL THE TIME
he learns to you know, both be okay with it and control it
Kyonbox
haha >DD s-sigh
Aviy
so he can do like "huh, he's hot"
and you know
not be bothered by that eventually
Kyonbox
y-yeah
just sort of. getting there
Aviy
and then once
he's more okay with it IN HIS HEAD
he can be more okay with it. in people seeing it in him
Kyonbox
and reborn being annoying and riding him about it probably helped since he'd just BITCH BACK and when you're forced into a casual bitching about it, that talking sort of just. helps along :\
Aviy
it just steadily becomes a more PRESENT thing but less of an IMPORTANT thing
*nod*
Kyonbox
yah, it's just sorta there
Aviy
and then you know the first time
someone makes the mistake of calling him a fag or something
his first thought isn't really
"O shit he caught me" or whatever it's more like
"What is this pussy saying to me? *BEATS*"
Kyonbox
hahaha y-yes
Aviy
CUZ THEN YOU SORT OF
REALIZE HOW DUMB IT IS
Kyonbox
he's probably been called a fag before just because of his LOOKS he's very pretty
but by the time he's bi
he'd just react like that without thinking and then be like huh
wow yeah that's so dumb
Aviy
and then it sort
of
clicks
Kyonbox
clicks, yah
Aviy
why Reborn beat it out of him
cuz it's like. o rite. I sort of did that with Reborn.
huh.
Kyonbox
haha
a-and just sort of
has a moment
where his respect/friendship goes up and he wants to be annoyed instead
Aviy
and then you have to buy me a drink or something just to you know GET ACROSS IN YOUR SURLY WAY that you finally figured it out
Kyonbox
and he's like keh :\
yah sigh
Aviy
|D
Kyonbox
then i have to do you a favor >\
Aviy
lolol
if he SAID THAT
you know a casual I owe you one
Reborn would be like okay |D
and then bring out the really horrible cosplay
ROUND TWO
Kyonbox
sob asl;fkb
WHY ARE THERE DEPTHS TO YOUR FUCKERY
he probably wouldn't say so
cuz
he's not stupid he knows reborn
being in debt to him is not good
Aviy
hahahahhahaa
Kyonbox
reborn would ping on it
sigh
Aviy
it's better to just
pay it off now
cuz even if he didn't SAY HE WAS IN DEBT
if he felt it
yeah
Reborn would take full advantage |D
Kyonbox
y-yeah as soon as he feels it REBORN KNOWS
Aviy
so he goes through the maid outfit
Kyonbox
s-sssiiighhh
Aviy
and is like shit that was hot too
this really shouldn't be okay
Kyonbox
just sort of lies there afterwards
soouulll
Aviy
reborn fixes his skirt and leaves. leaves the stockings |D
Kyonbox
kfjbk >D
god
Aviy
you know
I bet colonello
eventually figures it out
Kyonbox
my bff is a dick \o/
Aviy
the NEXT STEP
after realizing he's bi and it was sort of dumb to hold it against reborn to begin with and he's happier now
basically he got ASSIMILATED
and he's cool with THAT
so the NEXT STEP
is to also be dragged into cosplay
so that he enjoys it
and I bet Colonello just
Kyonbox
s-sob
Aviy
FIGURED THIS OUT ONE DAY
AND WAS LIKE. NO.
Kyonbox
>DDD
Aviy
and dug his heels in
Kyonbox
YEAH FUCK YOU
Aviy
HE'LL FUCK REBORN IN IT. OKAY
AND MAYBE HE WORE THAT STUFF THAT ONE TIME.
Kyonbox
s-sob
Aviy
BUT HE'S NEVER DOING THE SHIT REBORN DOES IN PUBLIC
Kyonbox
YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT
Aviy
and he is like STEADFAST against that
Kyonbox
yeah basically
the only way
to get colonello to dress up
is if he owes him
Aviy
colonello is probably very careful about owing reborn by now
it's dangerous
Kyonbox
>(
and since it's like
THE ONE THING
HE CAN GET HIM ON
he's a military man, he knows to protect his weak point >\
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THEN WE MOVE ON and this is more of a character discussion, but it goes on to some cool stuff, mainly their outlooks on life, and touches upon something I HADN'T QUITE REALIZED YET but basically. While Reborn BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE for not doing what he wants, he doesn't really. judge them at all. He also sort of fixes people. REBORN'S GOAL IS FOR YOU TO BE OKAY WITH BEING YOURSELF. Whoever that is. MORE UNDER CUT
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Aviy
hahahahhaa
yeah we're awesome BFFs
Reborn loves Colonello
they have fun |D
Kyonbox
they do |D
sob they like HAVE SO MUCH FUN
training by us |D
Aviy
yes |D
AND IT'S NOT JUST SEXINGS
Kyonbox
this will be a part of your beautiful memories
s-sob
Aviy
NOT EVEN REMOTELY that was just
Reborn's sort of project
Kyonbox
hahaha >DD
Aviy
because Colonello needed less barriers and more self awareness
Kyonbox
y-yah it's a very masculine awesome bff abusive powerful relationship
Aviy
they do tons of stuff
I do love that actually
sex doesn't really matter to reborn
like HE LIKES IT
A LOT
Kyonbox
they like. gossip and drink and train kids and talk about what's up etc :<
Aviy
but he likes ALL OF LIFE A LOT
Kyonbox
yah :<
Aviy
he doesn't suffer the typical male need to get laid a certain amount of times
Kyonbox
it's sort of. AN ASPECT OF LIFE that he's completely comfortable with so there's really no reason to particularly seek it out
colonello's like that too
Aviy
he enjoys masturbating just fine too
*nod*
and he does have hormones yeah
Kyonbox
he's just. not hormonal >D
well as a baby
Aviy
well no not as a baby >D
WHEN HE'S OLDER yeah reborn is an adult male and he has hormones he's just
TOTALLY OKAY with dealing with them with his hand if it comes up.
fantasizing is ALSO FUN
Kyonbox
but as an adult colonello is wwway more just sorta. WELL. everything is fun :\
yah
i think that's the key, like. EVERYTHING IS ENJOYABLE
Aviy
nod
sex is great!
but so is drinking, so is shooting shit up, so is just taking a walk and TALKING to people
reborn loves life )=
Kyonbox
|D
rebooorn
Aviy
I totally want to be reborn when I grow up
Kyonbox
colonello's more fidgety/military oriented but he's pretty close to that too
Aviy
I NEVER WILL BE but if I can have just
AS MUCH ENJOYMENT AS POSSIBLE
that is my goal in life
Kyonbox
j-just a piece of that :<
yes
Aviy
yeah I think at heart
they're the same type
fun loving
Kyonbox
[nod]
Aviy
not a lot of restrictions
I mean
Reborn got him on the sexuality thing
but ALL IN ALL Colonello had probably be considered a pretty open guy
Kyonbox
i think that's why they clicked in the first place
Aviy
nod
and why Reborn liked him
and bothered to fix his sexuality issue instead of just you know, laughing about it and moving on
tho reborn does have a habit of fixing people that's sort of hilarious
Kyonbox
haha y-yah
Aviy
it's like you don't really SEE HIM AS THAT TYPE OF FIGURE
but he does just sort of poke people in little ways (sometimes with MALLETS)
Kyonbox
they are sort of kindreds :\ it's that kind of friendship
Aviy
to get them in the right direction
Kyonbox
haha yes :< sob i love reborn
Aviy
I mean there is TSUNA AND DINO and that's his JOB
but he does it with Gokudera too
and Yamamoto
tho Yamamoto's personality is perfect |D
Kyonbox
yah |D lol
hahaha >DDD
Aviy
he just needs to get stronger
Kyonbox
sob i like
love their chapter a;slkjb;lj
Aviy
reborn love yamamoto
Kyonbox
THEY'RE SO GREAT
Aviy
cuz yama is also having fun
Kyonbox
t-the little banter like
Aviy
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SMART just enjoy yourself and love things |D
Kyonbox
"i had to get serious" "Ha ha, you're just being nice |D"
Aviy
and protect your family /o/
Kyonbox
like TOTALLY GOOD NATURED having fun
Aviy
yes |D
Kyonbox
the dumb happy loyal type :|b
Aviy
yeah |D
I think reborn really just wants people to be themselves without fear
he never really judges the TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE
Kyonbox
yah... that sounds about it
Aviy
like you know
Colonello is abusive military baby
and Yamamoto is dumb loyal type
and Gokudera is SUPER GAY TSUNDERE
and Lal is badass trainer person
and Tsuna is like a nice fluffy jesus that cares about his friends and empathizes with people
and NONE OF THESE ARE BAD
Kyonbox
yes >:
Aviy
Reborn is never like GOKUDERA NEEDS TO BE LESS GAY or Yamamoto needs to be less trusting or Tsuna needs to be more of a hardass
infact he at one point GETS IN TSUNA'S FACE
and is like WHATEVER YOUR WILL IS
THAT IS THE WILL OF THE VONGOLA
Kyonbox
y-yeah, like... telling tsuna
he's not the cool type
Aviy
it's not you know YOU NEED A DIFFERENT WILL TO BE A BOSS
Kyonbox
and he shouldn't try to be
Aviy
this is /you/
just BE IT
Kyonbox
yeah :(
Aviy
stop holding yourself back
thus why he uses the dying will bullet on him I think
since Tsuna is SUCH A BUNDLE OF ISSUES
and when he doesn't hold back he's SO AMAZING
Kyonbox
y-yeah
like
Aviy
and Reborn SEES THIS
Tsuna. doesn't.
Kyonbox
when you sit and think about WHAT THE DYING WILL BULLET DOES
t-tsuna's like amazing lol
Aviy
BUT HE'LL GET THERE ONE DAY
yeah
Kyonbox
just too swallowed in his issues
Aviy
Reborn is just sort of
peeling back the layers
in his way
Kyonbox
[nod]
Aviy
and yama is great because he doesn't try to be anything he isn't
Kyonbox
yes :<
yama is VERY OPEN ABOUT EVERYTHING
Aviy
Hibari and Ryohei are safe for the same reasons
Gokudera needs help
Kyonbox
and is fully accepting of himself and like everything around him lol even if he is dumb
Aviy
but Reborn mostly leaves that up to the family
Kyonbox
o dera
Aviy
cuz he's got Yama and Tsuna
he'll be okay
Kyonbox
:<
Aviy
MUKURO ISN'T SAFE BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR
Kyonbox
haha y-yaahhh
Aviy
but Reborn can't fix him in the way he usually would
he mostly presents him with opportunities
and lets people do the work
Kyonbox
i still think his warning to tsuna was like, one of the parts of the manga that stood out the sharpest
don't ever forget what he's done
Aviy
*nod*
Mukuro has the potential to be a good ally. one day.
right now he's NOT
Kyonbox
y...yah
Aviy
right now he MIGHT KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND TAKE OVER YOUR BODY
so don't be DUMB
Reborn takes Mukuro very seriously and I like that
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AND THEN THERE IS ANOTHER GAP. And here we MAKE OURSELVES SAD by discussing. angsty stuff. SPOILERS FOR FUTURE ARC
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Aviy
........man i just imagined reborn dying
that was weird
Kyonbox
s-sob reborn
Aviy
like
i sort of
forget
that he's dead in future canon
cuz I can't really process it
Kyonbox
haha y-yah
Aviy
i just like BLOCK IT OUT I haven't seriously thought about it
but just the IDEA
Kyonbox
it's hard to process colonello's death too even though I KNOW IT'S THERE
Aviy
OF REBORN
like lying on the ground dying
Kyonbox
y...yeah
Aviy
and it both MAKES ME INCREDIBLY SAD
and at the same time I don't. get it.
cuz for just a second
i can kind of see him as like
a human
a person
who had various options in life and chose to go this route
and lived utterly without regrets. except for the few times he failed when he would have liked to have succeeded
and you know MAYBE PRETTY OLD maybe not. but! human! made choices! lived life! and is now dying. and is in a way pretty okay with it. he never deluded himself he'd NEVER DIE.
Kyonbox
m-man ._.
Aviy
and ironically REBORN has never seen himself as immortal
so it's like o right
Kyonbox
[lol thinking about it has my throat all choked up]
Aviy
Reborn is human and feels human and thinks human things
but he PRESENTS
LIKE SUCH AN IMMORTAL
that the idea of him BEING DEAD
AND GONE FOREVER
is really. not easy to grasp.
Kyonbox
y-yeah
i wonder if like
everyone
had that problem
because when he's there again
it's so easy to just integrate him again
like he was never gone at all
Aviy
*nod*
and you know
viper and skull aren't like that. but. lolol reborn.
Kyonbox
y-yeah
Aviy
and yes it makes me really sad to think about about too
cuz I PLAY REBORN
and this is the first time I really sat down and went o rite
reborn's human
in his head
Kyonbox
[nod]
Aviy
he can't be said to be 'just like any other person' but what makes him so extraordinary is how he chose to live his life and succeeded and okay a healthy amount of crack wtfery
Kyonbox
colonello probably was much the same, just. on a more mortal level, like... it's easier to think of him as a human
albeit a TINY WEIRD ONE
but like... he'd go out like all the grizzly ones go out :\
cid or snake or any of them