That's what he's eating! Slime!
I have the weirdest dreams ever... This one was like Scooby-Do meets Willy Wonka... All with a HUGE dose of crack...
So I'm not sure what came before this part... but some other people and myself were watching Killer Whales eat and get eaten by seals/sea lions. And then we noticed this rat... A rat in a canoe... A rat in a canoe with a cloak on, clutching a map... And I'm pretty sure the stuff before the killer whales related to the map somehow, but I dont remember the details... So we follow this rat through a maze to this archway with a steel gate on it. The rat tells me and the other 4 people im with that he can open the gate and starts casting spells or something (Apparently the rat was some kind of wizard or something... who knows). So then all the other people I'm with get stuck to the wall... and its clearly the rat's fault. So I kill him, I dont remember how... probably kicked him or something... afterall he was just a little rat. When I kill him the map, which is now a book, he was holding gets ripped in half. The other people get released and I pick up the halves of the book which i place back together. Then the gibberish on the front of the book suddenly makes sense and tells us how to get through the gate... Which is some sort of Gate of Pain or something. So me and 2 other people go through the gate which leads to a narrow shaft that we have to climb through, up hill. And in this shaft there are these lame traps like oversized mouse traps. We get through it and come out into this big old house. This butler guy sits us down at a table and makes us watch some old black and white film strip. Then it turns out to be the house of my room mate's distant relatives. There are some more weird scenes exploring the house but nothing else really happens... besides my roommate shooting hockey pucks at his great uncle while he's talking to him and reading the paper.
So I'm not sure what came before this part... but some other people and myself were watching Killer Whales eat and get eaten by seals/sea lions. And then we noticed this rat... A rat in a canoe... A rat in a canoe with a cloak on, clutching a map... And I'm pretty sure the stuff before the killer whales related to the map somehow, but I dont remember the details... So we follow this rat through a maze to this archway with a steel gate on it. The rat tells me and the other 4 people im with that he can open the gate and starts casting spells or something (Apparently the rat was some kind of wizard or something... who knows). So then all the other people I'm with get stuck to the wall... and its clearly the rat's fault. So I kill him, I dont remember how... probably kicked him or something... afterall he was just a little rat. When I kill him the map, which is now a book, he was holding gets ripped in half. The other people get released and I pick up the halves of the book which i place back together. Then the gibberish on the front of the book suddenly makes sense and tells us how to get through the gate... Which is some sort of Gate of Pain or something. So me and 2 other people go through the gate which leads to a narrow shaft that we have to climb through, up hill. And in this shaft there are these lame traps like oversized mouse traps. We get through it and come out into this big old house. This butler guy sits us down at a table and makes us watch some old black and white film strip. Then it turns out to be the house of my room mate's distant relatives. There are some more weird scenes exploring the house but nothing else really happens... besides my roommate shooting hockey pucks at his great uncle while he's talking to him and reading the paper.