[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.
So, after throwing up a quick filter away from
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Oh, my, I seem to have no idea why we're laughing. I must be growing older and more senile than I first thought.
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Oh, you musn't laugh! You'll hurt my feelings, boo hoo. But don't worry, I'll forget about it in just a moment, you see.
...Who are you again?
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If you were really Jade Curtiss, you'd know who I was. Are you saying you're a fake?
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A fake? Why, I'm insulted, Asch--oh, no, my apologies. The Asch I know is incapable of laughter. I believe the insect he swallowed make it rather difficult, you see. Oh, and his hair wasn't such a blinding color.
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[She is incredibly disappointed in you. Can you hear it in her voice?]
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[How did you hack his filter?! Or maybe she actually heard him in the house...fml.]
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[because this look? So disapproving.]
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Perhaps, next time, I will... If you want an apology, I'm afraid I'm going to have to refuse. Jade would do the exact same thing if he were in this situation, you must realize. And it's not as if he doesn't deserve a bit foul play on his end!
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That's quite enough, Saphir.
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It was only in jest, Professor.
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Dist, don't you think this is a rather unkind thing to do...?
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Unkind? But it's the truth, Fon Master! The truth can often be unkind.
Oink.
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[Unfortunately, he also knows trying to convince Dist otherwise is like fighting a losing battle.]
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Doesn't it? I personally always thought of Jade as a horrible, brainless, grunting swine!
[Yet he turned into him for this experiment. DENIAL IS KEY.]
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