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since I have arrived at work this morning.. I've opened over 60 pieces of unopened mail..
my dad worked on a cross word puzzle..
my dad quoted lines from rainman over twenty times now
he farted in the back of a fan (in which im on the other side of) at least 3 times now
he pulled out his golf club.. ranted in the opposite room about the differences between irons and woods and then continued to instruct me on body stance and some toe movement (while i was looking away from him)
he's whistling like you would to a bird in the other room right now..
somebody slipped speed in his coffee! coffee is speed! he is speed!
and.. flesh-eating bacteria... one doctor said it's about as random as a terrodactyl flying into your windshield. you can get it anytime, anywhere. ..
and now.. out to lunch for a seaweed salad and vegetable rolls! yuummm.