The Signs They Are A-Changin'
Dear Kelly,
I know this ain't no Schoolhouse Rock bullshit but how would a person go about
getting a Stop Sign put up somewhere in Boone. There are a few places that are
rather treacherous and I would like increase my likelihood of living to see
tomorrow. Thank you in advance.
Miz Jones
Glad you pointed that out. Here's the rant:
People in the city of Boone drive like jackasses. Hey Skank, get off your fucking phone. Hey Old Lady, you should probably go die. Hey Drunk Hippie, stay on your couch. Hey Tourists, fuck you. Hey Everyone, turning signals! FFS.
But yeah. road signs.
Just a matter of talking to the right people. Call the Public Works Commission of Boone and talk to administration there. They'll tell you what you need to do and have any applications that you may or may not need to fill out. They might just say ok and do it, you never know. It's a small town, they probably don't have much to do. Just be as polite as you can and say thank you alot.
-K