Gah
So crises over. Mike is home and we have a home so on that front all is well.
However it seems bud has gone either a-wandering or simply AWOL. I read her entry in her journal and nobody has seen hide nor hair of her.
The things I (UIL) do to try and lure the contrary wandering fairy (no idea what else to call her) back into the body.
Bought perfumed oil. It's called african love and have a honey-ish sexy fragrence I know she'd like. Rummaged through the sale bin at one of our favorite stores to come up with a purple headwrap that has red Om marks and a womans face printed on it along with sparkly silver threads running thru. Purchased a pair of Doc Marten Mary Janes on Ebay (20 bucks for almost brand new Docs people.) and made plans to get dresses and skirts out of storage.
Going to get the eyebrows pruned and paint our nails.
No sign of her.
The girls at the shop even gave us a baggy full of nag champa incense nubbies and still no bud. I don't particularly like nag champa but she loves it.
I even ate one of these nasty german cookies she likes.
The things I do for the sake of system wide peace.
I'm not even going to get into the fight we got in about my walking.
Suffice it to say I'm fucking trying here people. But the drivers seat is not up for negotiations just now.
So shut up all of you.
However it seems bud has gone either a-wandering or simply AWOL. I read her entry in her journal and nobody has seen hide nor hair of her.
The things I (UIL) do to try and lure the contrary wandering fairy (no idea what else to call her) back into the body.
Bought perfumed oil. It's called african love and have a honey-ish sexy fragrence I know she'd like. Rummaged through the sale bin at one of our favorite stores to come up with a purple headwrap that has red Om marks and a womans face printed on it along with sparkly silver threads running thru. Purchased a pair of Doc Marten Mary Janes on Ebay (20 bucks for almost brand new Docs people.) and made plans to get dresses and skirts out of storage.
Going to get the eyebrows pruned and paint our nails.
No sign of her.
The girls at the shop even gave us a baggy full of nag champa incense nubbies and still no bud. I don't particularly like nag champa but she loves it.
I even ate one of these nasty german cookies she likes.
The things I do for the sake of system wide peace.
I'm not even going to get into the fight we got in about my walking.
Suffice it to say I'm fucking trying here people. But the drivers seat is not up for negotiations just now.
So shut up all of you.