HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA HYPER AND I MADE FANFICTION YAY

[ithexamimi]

CRACK!
CRACKCRACCRACEAXCRACRACREACRAVK!!!!

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I DOESN’T OWN DEATH NOTE.

I just had to put this up. HAHAHA. Flames are welcome.

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“Near?”

“Yes, Mello?”

“…Let’s do it.”

“…”

“Now.”

“…What?”

“You heard me.”

“Yes, but I do not understa-MELLO! Wh-what are you doing?”

“…”

“Put me down

Comments

[ithexamimi]

You are awesome Aki.
-hugs-
YES WHAMMY BOYS MUST BECOME DUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTY.
;p
Oh! You must read Lady Alionae's stuff on FFNet. She's the awesomest.

[ithexamimi]

Yeah.
FFNet has crap, but underneath it all, there's the good ones. C=

[ithexamimi]

Mello's u? o_o -confused-
Oh, like some of the fics?

[ithexamimi]

Ah...
There are just so many of those fics.
I like the short ones...where Near gets pregnant. Hah. :p

OMG RAPEAGE FIC.
Imma gunna make a collection of rapeage? Not really? Maybe?

[ithexamimi]

Yeah. I don't like fics that are abrupt.
A collection of uke/seme Near/Mello?
=) Sure! That sounds more realistic. And preggers Mello = WTF LUL.

And I made a Life Note cliche story on Mello x Near! YES!

[ithexamimi]

Mello x BB?
Wow. o_o
I know! I've read a preggers Mello before, and I was just like "Oh gawd. I can't take this."

I mean, NO. NO WAY.
Oh, have you gone to semeuke.com before?
I got Chibi Seme. XD

[ithexamimi]

Mello is definitely uke when BB and L are seme. Yeah.
How about Raito x Mello?

[ithexamimi]

XD
Clueless uke? Really? -points and laughs-
Just kidding. ;p
And OMG yes. Raito and Mello would DEFINITELY fight for the top. They'll never get anything accomplished and put in the hole...