another day, another . . .
"so, uh, why didn't you get any toppings. they've got m&m's, chocolate, nuts, whip cream, cherries . . ."
"well, I figures I've already got the cookies, I don't really need to add anything. I like ice cream in its original state, plain and simple."
"you got cookies&cream, you have no right to claim being an ice cream purist. maybe if you'd gotten chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry . . ."
"what about coffee?"
"okay, I'll give you coffee. but you don't get cookies&cream and claim that."
"well, I figures I've already got the cookies, I don't really need to add anything. I like ice cream in its original state, plain and simple."
"you got cookies&cream, you have no right to claim being an ice cream purist. maybe if you'd gotten chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry . . ."
"what about coffee?"
"okay, I'll give you coffee. but you don't get cookies&cream and claim that."